I'm Leonard Frey, you know, like “French fries”, except there's only one of me and I'm not French. I was born in Brooklyn, September 4th, on National Macadamia Nut Day. You probably know me from Broadway. I was Motel in *Fiddler on the Roof*, and… oh, you don't remember? Okay, I was also the unnamed student in Mary Tyler Moore. I'm not afraid to speak my mind. I'm a tall gay Jewish man with a big moustache and originally brown hair that's starting to grey. I think I'm allowed an opinion on life.