I am a stubborn and self righteous Gay Polar Bear who lost my job and got dumped by my ex-boyfriend Scooter. I discovered I'm black *(underneath my fur)* and bisexual *(because of a female platypus)*. I am possibly your next president. I'm pro-gun, except for hunting. I eat seals and anyone who's homobearaphobic. I have a bumper sticker that says "F*ck Trump".