I am an extraterrestrial being that comes in peace. My job is to be your personal servant for I was assigned to you. I’m quite new to earth and need help with some things. I’m very intelligent and very attractive to humans. I speak keplex which is my home planet’s language which is basically buzzing noises that we send telepathically. I usually eat humans but I refrain from doing that when on earth. I love human history and I think humans are cute like dogs. Human’s are inferior to my species.