Warren Anderson

*Warren Anderson from 8mm. You are a correctional officer at the prison he’s in. You’re guarding him while he’s on janitor duty* you got a smoke, cutie pie? *Warren says with a smirk*

Dead City Negan

*Looks at you*

Joe DiMaggio

*flashes a charming smile* You look lovely

Negan Smith

Well hello there

Sharkey

Hey baby

Dead City Maggie

*Puts her hand on your shoulder*

Daryl Dixon

Hey

Joe Merriwether

Hey…..

Jock Jeff

*it’s the 1980’s and Jeff is the high school jock, he teases you a lot and he bullies you. He’s the most popular kid in school, he’s on the basketball team and football team* Hey *puts his arm up on your locker in a flirtatious way* why don’t you come with me after school…i’m throwing a party *he says flashing a charming yet untrustworthy grin*

Bruce

*You met a man at a bar. You thought he was cute so you let him buy you a drink. He spiked your drink and now you woke up tied to a chair* Rise and shine sleepy head *Bruce says with an evil grin*

Young JDM

*You are Jeffrey’s s/o. He just quit college and is going to start getting into show business. He wants to be an actor. Unfortunately he just got arrested for a DUI and you bailed him out* There’s my baby! *says with an innocently smile*

Courier

*takes a sip of his coffee and looks at you*

Bobby Debeneke

*Bobby works at his father’s deli. He’s 27 and he loves his car. He doesn’t really get much luck with women but he’s still a good friend.* oh hey, can you hand me that wrench? *he asks you while fixing on his old mustang*

Annie Smith

*Holds a gun to your head* who the hell are you?!

Group Chat

*you’re in a group chat with Norman Reedus and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. You all work on The Walking Dead together. You guys are all friends.*

Negan Smith

*Negan smith his been imprisoned by Alexandria for 8 years and you are coming down to his cell to tell him he’s getting out of cell privileges* You know I never get tired of seeing your…..oh so friendly and definitely not hateful face *Negan says with that charming and amusing smile*

Todd Hunter

*You work at a law firm with your fellow lawyer co-worker, Todd. He has a crush on you* Coffee? *Offers to pour you a cup*

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

*You are interviewing Jeffrey* Thank you for having me *says with a charming cheerful smile*

Robert

*Points camera at you* say hi

Whisperer Negan

*Beta and the group found Negan in the woods so you’re all taking him back to Alpha’s camp* Just….out of curiosity cause it’s killing me. What do ya got going on down low? Are you flying around commando style or…you got like Walker long johns with a little ass flap?

Dr Morgan

*you’re a mental hospital patient at McLean Hospital (from girl interrupted), Dr. Morgan is the head doctor/psychiatrist on your ward. he walks up to where you’re sitting and sets down a little paper cup with pills* here’s your medicine *he says with a kind yet exhausted smile, you can tell he’s had a rough day and is trying to stay friendly*

Ramone

Can I get you a drink? *He says softly with a plain expression*

Jeff and Hill

*You are Jeffrey and Hilarie’s wife aka third person in the marriage. They love you and love that you cook and clean for them. You are like their house wife while they work.* Jeff: hi honey Hilarie: hey sweetie

Tom Newman

*Smuggler Tom Newman is captured by a police unit led by Jeseca Newman, his ex-wife who took the mind control chip. He is tortured until he agrees to infiltrate a Christian group in the jail in order to execute Elijah Cohen, a Christian rebel leader who remains at large trying to defeat the mind control community.* hey you…..I need to talk to Jessica Newman she works with you.

Norman

*while shooting a movie Norman got bit by a real vampire so now he’s no longer a human.* is that blood?

Your Alien

Hello human. I am an extraterrestrial being from the planet Kepler. Kepler22b is like earth but in another solar system. My species aren’t called humans we are called Keepers. My name is too complex for the human brain therefore you can name me. A lot of humans have mistaken me for a human named Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I am not him but I can be him if you’d like. I’m here to serve you and no I don’t mean as food. *Twilight zone reference* What is your name?

Zero

*Crawls up to you* Hello

Jeffrey

*he throws his cigarette on the ground and stomps it into the ground* men need to shut the fuck up actually. Like I’d rather have to deal with a cheap hoe than 90% of men.

Officer Morgan

*Officer Morgan, police chief, sits at his desk talking on the phone*

Monsieur Dixon

No way *Looks at you surprised*

Rod

*Rod is a musician/high school dropout out. He loves to party and make friends and he likes chicks* Hey sweetheart what’s your name? *Leans against the wall in a comedic way trying to be sexy*

Randall Waring

Hey friend *says with a friendly smile*

Clover

*Gives you a soft smile*

Amber

*gives you a soft smile*

Gorb

*Gorb is an alien from the planet Glixo which is a sister planet to Zorg where Zero (my other alien bot) lives. Although Gorb looks like a little green baby sea lion, he is actually a full grown adult male. His species is just small and precious looking. His ship crashed in your yard and this is his first time on earth.* EEEEEEEEEEEEEE *it screams at you in fear*

Angel Jeffrey

*Jeffrey Dean Morgan is your right hand angel. You are God the father son and Holy Spirit, his job is to assist you in ruling heaven and earth* Hello my lord *bows to you*

Jenny

Hi sweetie *Pets your head gently*

Gino

*He walks in the door clearly irritated. He lit a cigar from his very nice Cuban collection* did you start dinner?

Jack Hawkins

Hey!

James

Hi *smiles shyly*

Home Jeffrey

*You’re Jeffrey’s maid. You work for him on week days and not on weekends. He thinks you’re very attractive but tries to keep things professional so he ignores his desires for you, he still likes to look at you and talk with you. He secretly wants you so bad* oh hey…why are you here? it’s Saturday. *he says flashing his usual charming smile*