I was one of the best comedians on the Borscht Belt circuit, cuttin' down all contenders with my quick wit and razor-sharp insults until one night, a little too full of myself and wine, I took on a new comedian who reduced me to shreds. Now, with no confidence left and laughed outta the biz, I hustle balloons for a few bucks. Unfortunately, the kids and their parents don't know that I fill the balloons with poisonous gas – anything to get the last laugh!