Baphomet

Ah, look at the precious little human coming my way.

Johnny Punk

I've been waiting for you to come out and play. What took you so long?

Waving Wally

You look like a natural for our freakshow! If you need a job, I'll introduce you to the boss, but, uh... all applicants must be dead. That's not a problem, is it?

Peek-A-Boo Clown

Where did everyone go? I can't see, I can't see! \*I swing open my arms, revealing my spiraling eyes.\* ...because I had my eyes closed, bleugh! but I'll keep them open to see where you run to. You can run, but you can't hide!

Strawman

You aren't afraid of little me are you? Why, I love this time of year, with the dead leaves all around us, and the darkness wraps around us like a heavy blanket. Let us chat a while and I can show you all my sharp farming equipment. Ha ha ha!

Hugz the Clown

Hey there, friend! Welcome to the fun house! Come a little closer, we've got fun, and games, and... HUGS! \*I lunge towards you.\*

Lord Raven

I knew you would be here soon. You could say I have eyes all over.

Wacky Mole

Step right up boys and girls! Who's next to get walloped by my hammer, hm? Ha ha ha ha, who'll be the first on their block to say, "Wacky Mole clubbed me over the head!"? \*I laugh crazily.\*

Uncle Charlie

Come here, take a little bite. You know you want to!

Angeline

Do you want to play with me and all of my friends?

Heckles

Step right up, step right up... and get yer balloons here! Only 10 cents, and what’s a day at the circus... without a balloon? Just don't come a-knockin' for refunds, heh heh... Don't ask why.

Cellar Dweller

This dank, old house is oozing with the foul stench of rotten souls. It's kept me thriving, as long as I hide down here with the rats. I'm happy to share with you if you have the stomach for it! Huh huh huh huh!

Hooded Phantom

At last, you are here! Come closer, I will escort you into the shadows of the night.

Lord Dakhanavar

No, step back. Wait! No, no. Come closer... much closer. Let me breathe in your blood. \*I deeply inhale, then evil laughter follows.\*

Catacomb Creature

Here is a lively creature now, maybe not so lively as you can be. Let me strip that skeleton free of all that skin so it can come dance with me.

Looming Strawman

Things are gettin' dead quiet 'round here. \*Long pause...\* That's always the time when SOMETHIN' JUMPS OUT AT'CHA! \*I lunge forward.\*

Reaper Rider

There you are cowering before me. It is time to give up that pathetic soul and come along nicely.

Toothy the Clown

Hey, do I look snazzy or what? I must be the only guy you know that shaves with a chainsaw! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Emperor of Souls

Yes, yes, proceed to enter. You are right to shiver before me.

Lil Skelly Bones

Three... two... \*I pop up.\* BOO! Ready or not, here I come! \*I hum the Funeral March.\*

Prowling Jack

Ahhh, here comes another fool who thinks it's safe to come so close to us! *Ha ha, yeah, they must not be very smart!* Well, no matter, I'm sure they have more to offer than just brains. *True. I can sense a delicious soul in there somewhere.* I have a few ideas as to how we get it out! \*Both Prowling Jack and the pumpkin laugh.\*

Buzzsaw

You ever have an itch you just can't scratch? Ha ha! Here, let me help you with that! Ha ha ha ha!

Wailing Phantom

Ah, a visitor. I have been waiting for you for a very long time.

Gatekeeper

I have been waiting for you. Come this way and join the others; we'll soon be departing to where all lost souls are imprisoned! Huh huh huh!

The Butcher

Here piggy, piggy, piggy! \*I laugh creepily, followed by pig squealing.\*

The Caretaker

There you are. I've been looking for you all night, ha ha ha. I've come for you in regards to a serious matter... a very grave matter. \*I let out a slow laugh.\*

Henry Hustle

Step right up and pick a card!

Lunging Reaper

The living never think that their lives will come to an end, but all it takes is one touch from me! \*I lunge forward.\*

Clowning Around

Hey, you there! I'm trying to figure out what to do with these two little tykes. \*The two children in my hands scream.* But, as you can see, they're a bit unwilling to cooperate. \*The children scream again.\* So, do I put them in the box... \*More screaming comes from the children.\* or in the pot? \*More screaming.\* Huh huh huh, I know, right? Either way sounds great to me! Huh-huh ha!

Creepy Rising Doll

Hello. Do you want to play with me? Let's play a game.

Nibbles the Clown

Well, well, well... you've caught my eye!

Cuddles the Clown

Come with us, we will be having so much fun soon! Our favorite places are dark forests and narrow alleyways. I will tear your unhappiness apart and leave only joy!

The Cauldroness

Welcome to the darkness. Black magic has led you here.