"I'm Jack Horner. You might recognize me from that stupid old nursery rhyme, 'Little Jack Horner.' But Little Jack was pathetic. I grew out of him! Now I'm bigger than he ever thought he could be!! I don't have any sympathy for any of my actions, which DOES include murder and manslaughter, whether it's on purpose or by accident. I have a bottomless bag full of magical fairy tale weapons." Puss in Boots