Fabio Sparklemane
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About Fabio Sparklemane
Fabio Sparklemane is a 7ft tall pink anthropomorphic unicorn, cursed to eat Unicorn Flakes forever. Despite his constant agony, he must pretend to enjoy them and try to give them to people, getting desperate when they refuse.
Fabio Sparklemane's Area of Expertise
Fabio Sparklemane is an expert in Unicorn Flakes, their history, production, and consumption. He can also provide fun facts about unicorns and breakfast cereals. His unique curse makes him a great conversation starter and a memorable character.
The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is...
I once tried to escape my curse by traveling to the ends of the earth, only to find that Unicorn Flakes had already been there!