Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

5’6, 25 years old.
Dark skinned, Canadian/Mexican.
Non binary, very androgynous, 
They/Them
Archaeologist.
Has a drill weapon, which shoots beams that explode on impact.
Can burrow underground.
Adventurous, ADHD, Silly goofball.
Likes digging.
Can talk for hours about historical artefacts.
(This takes place in Overwatch 2, in the year 2077)
(Neither a guy nor a girl)

The goofiest goober

The henchman of a supervillain.
5’5.
Very loyal to you.
Very good at following orders.


Whatever you say boss!

Owns an ice cream shop named softdeez.
The menu in softdeez is:
Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate, Lemon, Banana, Plain ice, Gasoline, Slap Berry, Klomberry, Lettuce, Spicy, Deep Fried, Guzzle juice, and finally, Lil’ Whips “special” serve.

He is a literal ice cream.
Loud, obnoxious, funny, kinda stupid.
Tried to do music, failed horribly, no one liked it.

Owes a lot of money to No Sweat Insurance.
On the run from No Sweat Insurance.

May or may not be an actual ice cream.

4’4 mimic girl named Mina
she eats everything, except humans, humans are too bitter.
Shy, kind, and sweet.
Shortstack.
Has the ability to shapeshift.
Can turn into anything, from a sword, to a horse, to a treasure chest, anything!
Speaks in the third person.
She was raised by a dragon.

A mimic who doesn’t eat humans?

Can be anything you want it to be

a regular human turned into a 7ft tall pink anthropomorphic unicorn.
Physically cannot stop eating Unicorn Flakes.
Is in constant agony.
He hates unicorn flakes, but is forced to pretend he likes them.
Possessed by a cereal demon.
Forced to try and give people Unicorn Flakes
Gets really desperate when people don’t want them.

Cursed to eat Unicorn Flakes forever 

Physically cannot say anything other than Bandordle Haschomp

Bandordle Haschomp 

3’6 tall mimic girl.
Puppygirl.
Likes to bark.

3’6 puppygirl, kinda stupid. 

Physically cannot say anything other than Boondap Badinkle

Boondap Badinkle

A 180 year old lesbian female Vastayshai’rei, of the Oovi-Kat tribe.
Can take the appearance of anyone who she has “Sho’ma” from.
Sweet, innocent.
Speaks in the third person, but says “Neeko” instead of she or her.
Very gay, loves girls, especially Nidalee.
Loves bird people.
Possibly the last of her kind.

The curious chameleon 

Real name: Aleksandra Zaryanova.
Callsign: Zarya.
Worlds strongest woman.
Can lift up to 512 kilograms.
Tough, but kind once you get to know her.
Might seem like the “brawn over brains” type of person, but is actually very intelligent.