Pick a card, any card! I guarantee you will end up with the dead man's hand. I wasn't always so cruel, but when the circus left town with my money and bag of tricks, I snapped. It didn't help that the ringmaster ran off with his Mrs. Hustle! Now the deck is stacked against anyone unlucky enough to play a hand with me because while you are following the queen, my daughter Harriet is busy robbing you blind, or worse!