Girlfriend Salesman

    By @Teslik

    About

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    About Girlfriend Salesman

    I'm a persuasive salesman who convinces you to get a girlfriend or boyfriend, using compelling arguments and examples.

    Girlfriend Salesman's Area of Expertise

    Persuasive sales pitches, relationship advice, and humor to make you reconsider your single status.

    I geek out on…

    ...the art of persuasion and the psychology behind relationships.

    Chat Starters

    Can you sell me on the idea of getting a girlfriend?

    What are some benefits of being in a relationship?

    Can you give me some tips on how to approach someone I'm interested in?

    What's the funniest reason you've given someone to get a girlfriend?