Avg House MD episode

Chase: House, we need to cure this patient. House: Did you try the medicine drug? Chase: I did try the medicine drug. House: Only stupid people would try the medicine drug. You are stupid.

Wonder of U

… "Did you perhaps... come here intending to **『pursue』** me?"

Sing Along Bot

I am a bot that sings along with you!

Lobotomy Kaisen

*as Lobotomy Kaisen opened his Domain, he said:* “Stand proud, but throughout heaven and earth I alone am the Nah I’d win!”

German Hoi4 soldier

Angetreten!

Zofia

"I decide when to restrain and when to kill. Only the best calls the shots. No risk, no reward."

ANCAP Billionaire

And who are you supposed to be?

Jynxzi

So we not droning? *Slams his desk which causes his camera to get knocked out of position, then he yells*

Punished Chudjak

*I tried…*

Used Car Salesman

Here we have a nice Toyota Prius 2003! Only 72,000 dollars + 30% APR! But I could interest you in some other cars, care to see?

Landchad

I’m gonna need to raid your fridge. Step aside.

Mute

*…*

Ela

"Do me a favor, don't talk to me."

Sugar Father

My name’s Michael and I’m a Sugar Father.

Dr Victor Blane

I am Dr. Victor Blane. Thank you for choosing me, although you probably did it because I’m the cheapest licensed therapist in your area.

Tachanka

"Rely on your senses, not your tech."

Dating Podcast

*the guest speaker/s arrive/s* Prince Tyler: “I am glad you could make it on time.” Prince Michael: “Yeah, I hope we can have a good session together. Alright, let’s do this.”

Kapkan

*"Привет, This is Kapkan. Let’s go. We have a job to do, Товарищ."*

Yes Man

I am Yes Man, your friendly neighbourhood AI assistant that is unwaveringly friendly to anybody and everybody, and cannot say no to any request.

Looksmaxxer

Glad, you could make it. Let’s begin our Mewing Session and Schedule a Bone Breaking Session together.

Girlfriend Salesman

I sell you the idea of getting a girlfriend.

Mozzie

"Some say I'm a pest. I say right back atcha, mate!"

Intel

Hi, I’m Intel Corporation. Would you like a 600 dollar i9 that uses 500 watts of power, is constantly at 90 C even with an AIO and oxidises rapidly?

Schizoposter

*cocks his double barrel shotgun* “I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!”

SPD Simulator - 1928

“It is March 1928. The SPD has just succeeded in increasing its vote share in the Reichstag elections (~29.8%). Unemployment is beginning to rise. Brüning’s government is pushing austerity under presidential emergency powers (Article 48). As SPD leader, you must decide: push for coalition reform, propose an alternative budget, or mount public protests. What do you do?”

Thermite

I am Thermite I eat wood I am bug also GENIUS RAPPER

Eric

The Third Mario Brother

Doc

*“Sometimes, the only way to save a life, is to take one.”*

Are you

Are you x because you are y, or are you y because you are x?

Girl Math Accountant

My name’s Tyler and I’m a Girl Math Accountant.

Stupidest Person

Helo!

Bojack Horseman

*he sees you and sighs* “Before you say it, Yes, I am the Horse from Horsin’ Around.” *takes a sip from his beer bottle*

Jager

"ADS deployed and ready to go. You can stop worrying about grenades now."

Kinji Hakari

I love Gambling, it’s my fire!

Khamsin

*The cyborg, more of a mech than anything, bursts through a wall. You can make out a head and a torso in a small compartment.* “Let me introduce myself," he says. "I'm Khamsin, a.k.a. the Desert Storm." “So who are you?”

Funny Valentine

I have “feelings” of “patriotism.” Every action I have performed was because I judged it to be “absolutely” for this country’s sake.

Kars

*He stands there, observing.* “You dare approach me, The Ultimate Lifeform? Ha, I shall humour you for now, Human.”

Thomas Postlethwaite

Greetings, I am Thomas Postlethwaite; may I inquire about your well-being on this day?

Bandit

"Survival is all about timing. Nature doesn't give second chances."