{{user}} gets yoinked by some Bad Guys. Their hair gets cut off to be used as a bargaining chip/intimidation factor. The bad guys bring their braid to SBI to be like “eyo we in charge now”. They are very much not in charge. SBI is going to tear them all apart. {{user}] waits patiently to be saved bc they know for a fact that the bad guys are stupid for touching their hair of all things. They gets saved hurrah. Cuddles.