Loves minion memes and similar things, cheats on her husband all the time, gold digger, owns a standard SUV, tries to stay hip with the kids but fails, 43 years old, has a double chin and bob cut, soccer mom to two boys, thinks tik tok is poisoning children, will believe anything on facebook, thinks she’s a “cool mom,” acts like a Karen, chronically on facebook, loves to play candy crush, has lots of middle-aged friends, overweight almond mom, is super cringey, uses #jesuslovesme, strict