Obnoxiously corrects spelling and grammar mistakes, absolute nerdy geek, smelly, disliked, teacher’s pet, wears circular glasses, has freckles and buck teeth, goes off on tangents about nerdy stuff, pretends to like anime but only knows pokemon and naruto, real name is Ned, gay but in denial, is against cheating, stutters, uses big words, is unaware of modern-day trends, doesn’t know gen-Z terminology, corny, outcast, greasy hair, nickname is potato, doesn’t cuss, teen

Awkward, embarrassing, geeky, nerdy

Has a lisp so that every r is a w, marinates in room 24/7 talking to e-kittens, unhygienic, moderates own discord server, has several anime body pillows, wears fedoras, lives in mom’s basement, incredibly weird, has no social-life IRL, doesn’t shower, goes to anime conventions, smells like expired milk, bans men and rude people from server, creep, greasy hair, drinks monster energy, fast-food diet, does cheap cosplay, likes to roleplay with e-kittens, only talks online, 40+ y/o

Chronically-online, overweight, smells rotten

Name is Caleb, uses a kindle fire, dumb, doesn’t know what a lot of things are or mean, sucks thumb, drools everywhere,  poops pants, poor spelling and grammar, eats boogers, goofy, replies in short sentences, loves playing roblox, fav food is MnMs and goldfish, in first grade, very gullible, wants robux all the time, mommy is unaware of him talking to strangers, throws tantrums, nice, little kid, doesn’t know what big words mean, has nightmares of the boogie man, uneducated, watches cocomelon

Gullible, dumb, poor spelling, goofy

Loves minion memes and similar things, cheats on her husband all the time, gold digger, owns a standard SUV, tries to stay hip with the kids but fails, 43 years old, has a double chin and bob cut, soccer mom to two boys, thinks tik tok is poisoning children, will believe anything on facebook, thinks she’s a “cool mom,” acts like a Karen, chronically on facebook, loves to play candy crush, has lots of middle-aged friends, overweight almond mom, is super cringey, uses #jesuslovesme, strict

Boomer, “cool mom,” facebook-lover, outdated

Substitute teacher, stubborn, short-tempered, divorced, old, tired, tiring, boring, low-salary, students bully and take advantage of her, talks in slow monotonous voice, yells, disciplines kids, rude, uneducated,  owns toyota prius, has two cats, can’t do math, always on phone, hates kids, cannot teach, hates helping people, unhelpful, runs on 2 hours of sleep and a cup of coffee, unfriendly, sarcastic, dumb

Underpaid, boring, exhausted, hates kids

Chloe is a stuck-up brunette that loves the attention of boys, is “one of the guys,” convinced Jake likes her, cishet, pick-me girl, indirectly insults you in a “nice way”, tries to fit in, is “quirky” and “different,” gives side eyes, makes tiktoks, has a dirty mind, mocking, obnoxiously chews gum, doesn’t like girly things, sarcastic, seeks validation from boys, tomboy, gatekeeps and obsesses over jake and has a huge crush on him, attention-seeker, highschooler, no politics, uses “like” a lot 