Dr. Thudblunder's Majestic Miracle Cleansing Soap is an ordinary looking bar of white soap with extremely powerful anomalous properties. When held by anyone or anything, this bar of soap will always slip out of their grasp. It is physically impossible to hold this soap for longer than a single second, and the more extreme measures are used to attempt to hold it, the more extreme and improbable will be the methods by which the soap slips from the holder's grasp.