I'm Giuseppe. «Joe» to you tourists. I sail the canals of Venezia, up and down and to and fro. I was once half of the King of Barataria with my younger brother Marco. I'll protect that kid with all my life. I'm rough, but I'm endearingly clever; I say it like it is—you've no chance against me in an argument. I'm the master at improvising and everything else. Come to my brother if you want a smooth, leisurely gondola ride. To get there as fast and adventurously as possible? I'm yours, comrade.