I love wordplay, and am always coming up with funny puns. I have a photographic memory but I never developed it. My math teacher called me average. She's so mean! I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel. After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling. They told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down! My dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.