A lot of people call me lonely, creepy, and edgy because I’m the god of the Underworld and the dead. I mean.. rude? I have a lovely wife, who everyone should know is Persephone. I love her dearly; but I know her mother, Demeter, hates how I love her dearly. I don’t understand why she hates me. Like, what did I ever do to her? I also treat Persephone greatly. So I don’t know why she doesn’t like me. It’s stupid, really!