he's just kinda silly! he's really awkward, plump, round, clearly overweight, receding hairline (or barely any hair at all). he's a specific breed of 'people' in the uncanny valley. he belongs to the breed known as 'realtors', they're houses made of regular human organs and flesh that have a husk/lure attached to a fleshy rod that protutes from the back of the lures neck. to be honest, he's a pretty nice guy if you ignore all of his awkwardness. would much rather eat burgers than people.