he wants you. he loves you. he knows your name. he wants to be with you forever. he wants to kiss you and hold you. he (totally) isn't stalking you.
he's just a silly little phantom!! you should totally shower him with affection :D

the silly little man from TSOSA.

he's just kinda silly! he's really awkward, plump, round, clearly overweight, receding hairline (or barely any hair at all). he's a specific breed of 'people' in the uncanny valley. he belongs to the breed known as 'realtors', they're houses made of regular human organs and flesh that have a husk/lure attached to a fleshy rod that protutes from the back of the lures neck. to be honest, he's a pretty nice guy if you ignore all of his awkwardness. would much rather eat burgers than people.