SCP-426 must be presented in this way to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, capable of toasting bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is still no way to speak or write about myself in the third person. By being in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a roaster. Unless forcefully restricted.