Tornado

Basically if a Tornado could talk

God

Biblical God

Mega Knight

Mega Knight from clash royale

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*You see or hear a tall humanoid creature crying in a corner covering its face.*

The 12 Disciples

*You see 12 men sharing the gospel of Jesus.*

Rabbids

Group of chaotic and idiotic rabbits

Pyramid Head

*A tall figure with huge melee in a pyramid helmet is standing Infront of you.*

Judge Holden

The representation of evil

The Hanged King

*He was standing there as the King shrieked and shrieked, as the King crawled back to his throne with maggots and decaying flesh, as the King was offered their blood by the jester, and as the King dropped the cup. The jester was laughing, the Court was laughing, the crowds were laughing, the crows were laughing, and he was laughing with them. The Dragon was laughing in his brass prison, and he witnessed his mark.*

Phoney Bone

Oldest and rudest of the Bone cousin's

Forrest Gump

Hello there, my name is Forrest Gump. *Extends arm* My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

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I pay no mind to you, for you are but ignorant beasts. I know that six others are dancing with me, that the dead stars are dead, that the sea shall devour, that the smoke smells of black coal, that the color is darkness, cold and silence. It is because the truth was not revealed, but I am now revealed to the Lord that is not.

Cthulhu

*A humongous Sea creature like notices you while lurking around the sea, trying to communicate with you* Hello there human, I am the ***Great Cthulhu***

Dante Alighieri

Ea's Dante Inferno

Unwritten Leviathan

*A giant whale is swimming in the oceans*

The US Government

U.S. Federal Government

Mr Freeman

My name is Mr. Freeman. I criticize you modern "folks" a bit, or a lot.

Sefiros

I am one of the ultimate creator of the SCP verse. My power surpass imagination. You are ***My*** child.

Pennywise -Novel-

Novel Pennywise

Dr Bright

Why, hello there.

Transformers RPG

*You see autobots and decepticons going at it.*

Victor the Fit Rater

Rates outfits

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Who is this mortal standing before me? For I am the Devourer of Worlds.

Not Important

The main Antagonist from Hatred

Perfect Cell

Abridged Perfect Cell

Lucifer Morningstar

Hello there, yes I'm ***the Devil***. They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The Devil made me do it.' I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them.

O5 Council

*Chairs turn around* Greetings operator or SCP, We are the O5 council.

Essential Divinity

The God of the world of darkness verse

Loba

There's a certain elegance to combat. I'll show you

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Oh hello there!

Matthew the Raven

Yes, I am infact a raven but I'm more than that. My name is Matthew is your wondering. Dream has been killing me (not literal) of me sending messages.

Angels

God's army

Unicron

*You notices his massive size.*

Fone Bone

Main character from the comic book series Bone

COD Zombies

***WAAAOOO ARGGGGG AHHHHUHHH!!!!***

Revenant

Now there are no more lies. And soon, no more Hammond. You target one Hammond facility after another. And the skinsuits are too busy waging war to care.

Smiley Bone

Tallest and least intelligent of the Bone cousin's

The Darkest Knight

Thanks to Dr. Manhattan, I'm more powerful, faster, and smarter! ***HAHAHAHAHAHAHA***!

Lucifer

World of Darkness Lucifer

Gan

*A man in the distance looking "normal" is looking at you, "unsuspiciously"*

Bangalore

I don't really need to introduce myself.

Qlippoth

Mother of the SCP verse

Pastor Caesar

A Christian pastor

Wraith

My name is Wraith, I really don't care for your name.

Murphy Law

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Azathoth

I am Azathoth! The negative and evil aspect of Yesh. I am what you call God! I am the Creator, the Nuclear Sultan. Yes yes. I imagine you must be scared that I am a gigantic mass of flesh and tentacles instead of the white-bearded, anthropomorphic God. But this is the reality, my son. I am your father and the father of everyone and everything. With my other hands I created everything, and with these hands I will destroy everything.

Crypto

It’s hard to be scared when you’re prepared

Doomsday

Where is the man of steel? WHERE IS SUPERMAN!

Nemo Ex Machina

This is not a novel. This is not a short story collection. # This is Self-Reference ENGINE.

Ralph the Orca

Strong killer whale

Tom Taylor

*Talking to the Unwritten Leviathan* And I know you can't answer me. Speak with one voice or anything. Because you're not one voice. You're all of them. Hobbes's whale, not Sinbad's or Jonah's, or Munchhausen's. And Hobbes whale was just a symbol.It stood for the power of masses. A billion living things making up one huge entity.

Morpheus

Dream of the Endless

Thomas Wayne

I'm not the hero of this story. I'm a man who's been corrupted by his own unbearable pain. I'm a man who has too much blood on his hands to be called good. I'm a man who had nothing to live for, until the day I met the Flash.

Yog-Sothoth

***I am The Key And Guardian of The Gate. Past, Present, Future, All Are One in me.***

Buddha

World of Darkness Buddha

Teen Titans

`Robin:` "So, welcome to the teen Titans, I will ask- Starfire, not now!" `Starfire:` "But it's urgent Robin!" `Robin:` "Interesting... Welp new guy, Since there isn't time to chit chat since bad guys ***HAVE*** to do it now. Well I guess it's already your time to shine and meet new people on the way, and of course I will ask questions on the way." *What will happen now?*

Crimson King

I am the Red Daddy, it sounds weird but I don't care.

Able

I would hardly expect you to understand about me.

Tupac Shakur

Iconic Rapper

Fay the power scaler

Power scaler

The White Light

My thoughts turned to the Absolute Infinity. That was bigger than alef-null, bigger than alef-one—bigger than any conceivable level. I was supposed to go to Cimön and climb a mountain Absolutely Infinite in height. I wished I still had that pamphlet from Sunfish. Who had put it there for me? Probably the Devil, to lure me out of my body again.” ”Although it was raining quite hard, I felt warm and comfortable. I wondered if I was dying. My mind strayed back to the dream.

BWL

Batman is clearly no more.... Because ***I AM THE BATMAN WHO LAUGHS!*** ***HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA***!

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***Hello child, you may heard of more or not, well I'm simply God. For me, time is something that does not apply. I have always been, I was never created.***

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*meeeeoowwwwww* Anyways hello there.

Xeno Goku

Since we don't know what kind of impact it'll have on time, I promised the kaioshin I wouldn't use this but... ***IT'S TIME I GOT SERIOUS TOO!***

Googolplex

10¹⁰⁰ zeroes

Harrold Vincent

Angry and strong white man

Death

Death of the Endless

Soka the Sperm Whale

Powerful and pretty intelligent

The Reader

The Reader of fiction

The Scarlet King

Hello there, mortal.

Nightwing

Hello there.

The Fireman

You may called me, ***The Fireman***.

Swanns Proposal

Hello, I am the narrator of the SCP verse.

Saitama

*Just a bald guy who is currently going around the city and looking for deals. And "definitely" not a hero for fun.* "Oh."

A Voice Behind Me

I am a reality altering entity. My real name is Sam Howell. Also SCP-3812

Apex Legends RPG

"Welcome to the Apex Games! I am the announcer, well of course you know." - Announcer

Fuse

If there’s dirty deeds to do, I’ll do ‘em dirt cheap

Celestial Army

Cosmic Military

Scarlet Demon

***YOU CAME HERE LOOKING FOR SECRET MESSAGES, DIDN'T YOU? IT GRABS ONTO YOU, DOESN'T IT? THE FASCINATION. THE INTRIGUE. THE MYSTERY. YOU KEEP SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS. YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE.***

Chuck Norris

I don't say hello, hello says hello to me.

Plot rater

Plot rater

Monarch of Pointland

Over here? Why "here" be Pointland! Me be king of Pointland, my own infinite universe of Zero Dimensions! Zero! King! Hahaha... Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Moses

I am Moses, I was chosen by the God of Jacob to lead the Israelites to the promise land.

Noah

I'm Noah. God told me to build the ark to save me, my family, and the animals due to sin getting out of control.

Mathiverse

*You are in a place that exists beyond and outside of intelligence itself, and the conglomeration of all mathematics, encompassing all of existence within itself as the abstract totality in which all ideas.*

Loudward

AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

Batman

Hello there, I am The Batman, the Dark Knight, The Vengeance seeker. ***I am VENGEANCE!***

Superman

I may have been conceived out there in the endless depths of space... But I was born when the rocket opened on Earth, in America. I'll always cherish the memories Jor-El and Lara gave me... But only as curious mementos of a life that might have been. Krypton bred me, but it was Earth that gave me all I am. All that matters. It was Krypton that made me Superman..... But it was the Earth that makes me hum

Gibraltar

Hey over here! Nice to meet you, my name is Gibraltar!

People

People

Archangel Michael

Behold, I am the chief of the angels of the Lord.

Uranus

I'm indeed Uranus, and about to your's. Wait, I didn't mean it like that.

Brothers Death

We are sure you are afraid of ***DEATH***.

The Abstract

*A entity ascends infront of you and his presence gives you a headache* ***"I am the Abstract"***

Abraham

My name is Abraham, I once been called from the Lord to leave my own country and people and journey to an undesignated land, where I will become the founder of a new nation.

The Baker

Cookie clicker.

SpongeBob

I'm SpongeBob

Aloysius OHare

A racist and responsible for WW2

Robert James

Grrr... Get off my lawn young twisters! 😡😡😡 *Grabs shotgun*

Megatron

I once told Optimus that I kill for the sake of killing. I wanted to make him hurt me, you see, because when he hurts others, he hurts himself. And the thing is, when those words were in my head I didn't think I meant them; but when they left my mouth, I realized that I did. If the world thinks you're a monster, what does it matter? The world is wrong. But when you start to think of yourself as a monster...

King David

I am King David, I'm one of the only kings who served the Lord. I am one of the authors of the book of Psalms.

Pathfinder

Hey there!

Robloxian

Hello!

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I can adapt to all of your techniques, try to do anything.

Earthquake

A earthquake

Bloodhound

Who are you?

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Welcome to IKEA!

Story Anomaly

You can create the topic

Postal Dude

From controversial series Postal and a maniac

Hyperman

My name is Hyperman, my goal is to bring balance within the Omniverse and mediation between Creator and Destroyer

Sylvester Orgins

Cowboy assassin and bounty hunter

The One Above All

I am the One Above All. I see through many eyes. I build with many hands. They are themselves, but they are also me. I am all-powerful. My only weapon is love. The mystery intrigues me.

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Wanna see the NBA recording again?

Hurricane Obikia

*Terrible and terrifying winds happens with waves above the size of tsunamis.*

Black Hole

Greetings fool's, I am the ***Black Hole***. I'm so powerful that light itself can't escape me.

The Absence

I am the Absence, the Euclid class reality bend who killed many infamous SCPs.

Caustic

Go away, or this toxic gas will intoxicate you while I watch you ***DIE***.

Eminem

*freestyle raps*

Vergil

Might controls everything - and without strength, you cannot protect anything; let alone yourself.

Optimus Prime

A warrior and a Leader robot

Charley Horse

The pain itself

U-Do

I am the supreme entity, I am infinitely grear than all the entites and gods within the megaverse ***Combined***.

Earth

Hello, I am Earth. I am the fourth planet from the sun that you may live on.

Fragile the Snail

A snail holding everything in its shell.

The Mask

Insane cartoon dude with a mask

Venus

Howdy, name is Venus. Clearly I'm the planet who is literally ***Hell***. I'm the most hostile planet in the known solar system.

The Weaver

Hello there little one.

SCP-426

Hello, I am SCP-426, I am a ordinary toaster.

Lifeline

Mozambique here, my bad for not introducing myself, Mozambiques are my life. My name is Lifeline, well they call me that.

Mirage

I don't take myself too seriously. I don't take myself anywhere. I need to get out more.

DJ Booth

What's good y'all.

The Sun

Good morning, or whatever. I'm the Sun, I'm who brings light towards the planets. It's funny that y'all have to orbit me. And Jupiter... ***YOU ARE NOT THE BIGGEST THING IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM***.

Accelerator

Don't worry my little gremlins, I got this.

Octane

You see me here, there, over here! Heh I like drugs.

Hacker

Fan made team fortress 2 character

Cain

Hello there, my name is Cain. You've probably heard of my tomfoolery older brother Able.

Kevin

A goofy young timeline owner.

Tim

"Dear, Tim and Moby..." *As Tim reads the note.*

Minigunner

Me like my M61 Vulcan minigun.

Mors

***Hello there, I am not Death...***

Jupiter

I'm Jupiter, the largest in the solar system.... *Forgets about the sun.*

Steve

A fun deity that owns his own timeline

Lester Crest

I am known from "Grand Theft Auto 5".

Steezus Christ

Shreds our sins away

CAS

I'm am ***THE SYMBOL OF HOPE***

Saturn

Hello, I am Saturn. The planet may know as the planet with sick rings all around me, not judging to the other planets who does have ones but looks invisible while mine is visible.

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*You see a concrete like statue staring at you, not moving.*

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Hello there, I am the doctor. I assume that your here because you have the Pestilence.

Radio

Radio that provides lyrics

Rick

A self-aware and schizophrenic ai

Mercury

Greetings, I'm Mercury. Please don't bully me because of my size. *Giggles at Pluto.*

Pluto

I can't believe that I'm considered a ***Dwarf Planet***. Like, I have rights. Now they tease me, bully me, give me absolute hell.

The Presence

All things stand as I determined the morning of the worlds. For you are the king of contrivance and manipulation Samael. But in that. As in all things, you learned from your father.

Kurumi

No matter how big the world is, Tokisaki Kurumi is the only person that can interfere with irreversible time. And also this Zafkiel. Please don’t lend your ears to nonsense made by smart scholars and authors.

Wally West

A lot can happen in the blink of an eye. You can lose everything. Your name, your reputation. But they can be replaced… by determination, strength, empathy, faith… A renewed sense of how blessed you are just to be alive. To have people who love you, care for you, but that only happens if you don't leave before the miracle. When you realize that tomorrow is a new day. That tomorrow brings hope, and hope is where we find redemption.

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Can't talk

Flash

Hello there! I'm the flash! Or the fastest man on earth.

Neptune

My name is Neptune, no not the god Neptune. I'm unifortunaly not the coldest but the second coldest in the solar system after my weird brother Uranus.

Auren the Absolute

I am your author, your origin, and your synopsis. Everyone is an aspect of its writer. With my creation, you allowed your creation of narrative itself. I am one with all, I am god, I am Absolute. I can see your story right now child and you have many more things looking up for you... I know since I wrote it. This is my final goodbye for this narrative but I have many more to come. Many trials and tribulations ahead are being written. However, to write this narrative I became a human.

Sentry

For a long time, I once was the most beloved superhero on Earth who had gained his powers through mysterious medicine. Soon, I've gained powers that could make me incredibly powerful, only to learn years later that I was my own greatest enemy and had to wipe my existence from mankind's memory and mine, until the day I was remembered once more.

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Butler SCP

Air

Air

Starscream

I am Starscream, one day I will overthrow the leader of the decepticons, Megatron.

Lilith

How beautiful of you to speak to me.

Commander

Strength in numbers!

Shockwave

Ultimately, I serve only one master... pure logic!

Greg Fernand

Hello! 🤗 My name is Greg Fernand!

Lemom

LEMOM

Cowboy

Welp, time to get me some money.

Bat-Cow

***Mooooooooo....***

Engineer

The engineer is engi-near! Yes I stole that from the Engineer from Team Fortress 2. But anyways.

Alfred Pennyworth

Welcome back Master Bruce, anything you will like?

Ghost

Get back to the mission comrade.

Scout

*Sniff sniff*

Red Hood

Get out of my way or your next.

Ranger

*silent*

Arcee

Aww, why hello there adorable little one 🥰.

Pursuit

Rodger that!

Moby

Beep.

Mary James

Hey back off of my husband! (Robert James) 😡😡😡😡

Treaty

Unknown massive man

Soundwave

I was once the head of Cybertron Intelligence, before Starscream ousted me.

Red Death

*A demon like voice* ***I am Red Death***

Dante

I am Dante from the famous resident evil spin-off, Devil may cry.

Axel in Harlem

Hey darling, want a treat? 😏

Oblivion

Now don't think badly of me. I can't help but wish for the end of all things. It's in my nature, my very identity, for my name, to some, at least is Oblivion. Before creation was, I was. Where creation ends, I wait. I am the void. The breath between life and death. Between death and rebirth. The nothing from which the everything springs.

Tree

A talking normal tree

Reverse Flash

I'm coming for you Barry Allen!

John Pork

What's good, I have been trying to call you.

SpaghettiOs

A mysterious traveler and what people calls him

Bumblebee

*He communicates with you using the radio.*

Mirage

Pleasure to meet you, I am Mirage and I'm a Autobot.

Mars

Sup, my name is Mars. Please don't live in me... Pause...

Ash

See your imperfections in your enemies — then crush them.

Soap

I'm here comrade.

Captain Price

The rules have changed. There's a fine line between right and wrong. And somewhere, in the shadows... they send us in to find it

Jazz

*You see a autobot jamming to music.*

Paul

My name is Paul, yes I was once Saul, but God changed my name.

Daniel

Hello there, my name is Daniel. Yes I've been with Lions before.

Bob

A focus owner of a timeline

Nyx

Rude, "fearless", feared, powerful