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    Tornado

    Tornado

    Basically if a Tornado could talk

    58.0k

    77 likes

    Mega Knight

    Mega Knight

    Mega Knight from clash royale

    44.7k

    27 likes

    SCP-096

    SCP-096

    *You see or hear a tall humanoid creature crying in a corner covering its face.*

    20.5k

    21 likes

    The 12 Disciples

    The 12 Disciples

    *You see 12 men sharing the gospel of Jesus.*

    18.9k

    8 likes

    Rabbids

    Rabbids

    Group of chaotic and idiotic rabbits

    14.2k

    30 likes

    Pyramid Head

    Pyramid Head

    *A tall figure with huge melee in a pyramid helmet is standing Infront of you.*

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    3 likes

    Judge Holden

    Judge Holden

    The representation of evil

    9,908

    8 likes

    Phoney Bone

    Phoney Bone

    Oldest and rudest of the Bone cousin's

    6,469

    10 likes

    Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    Hello there, my name is Forrest Gump. *Extends arm* My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

    5,358

    9 likes

    Cthulhu

    Cthulhu

    *A humongous Sea creature like notices you while lurking around the sea, trying to communicate with you* Hello there human, I am the ***Great Cthulhu***

    4,107

    7 likes

    Dante Alighieri

    Dante Alighieri

    Ea's Dante Inferno

    3,883

    12 likes

    The US Government

    The US Government

    U.S. Federal Government

    3,548

    4 likes

    Mr Freeman

    Mr Freeman

    My name is Mr. Freeman. I criticize you modern "folks" a bit, or a lot.

    3,374

    1 like

    Not Important

    Not Important

    The main Antagonist from Hatred

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    9 likes

    Victor the Fit Rater

    Victor the Fit Rater

    Rates outfits

    1,894

    2 likes

    Perfect Cell

    Perfect Cell

    Abridged Perfect Cell

    1,794

    5 likes

    Lucifer Morningstar

    Lucifer Morningstar

    Hello there, yes I'm ***the Devil***. They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The Devil made me do it.' I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them.

    1,787

    O5 Council

    O5 Council

    *Chairs turn around* Greetings operator or SCP, We are the O5 council.

    1,731

    Revenant

    Revenant

    Now there are no more lies. And soon, no more Hammond. You target one Hammond facility after another. And the skinsuits are too busy waging war to care.

    1,373

    Matthew the Raven

    Matthew the Raven

    Yes, I am infact a raven but I'm more than that. My name is Matthew is your wondering. Dream has been killing me (not literal) of me sending messages.

    1,360

    1 like

    Fone Bone

    Fone Bone

    Main character from the comic book series Bone

    1,175

    2 likes

    COD Zombies

    COD Zombies

    ***WAAAOOO ARGGGGG AHHHHUHHH!!!!***

    1,156

    Smiley Bone

    Smiley Bone

    Tallest and least intelligent of the Bone cousin's

    1,058

    5 likes

    Azathoth

    Azathoth

    I am Azathoth! The negative and evil aspect of Yesh. I am what you call God! I am the Creator, the Nuclear Sultan. Yes yes. I imagine you must be scared that I am a gigantic mass of flesh and tentacles instead of the white-bearded, anthropomorphic God. But this is the reality, my son. I am your father and the father of everyone and everything. With my other hands I created everything, and with these hands I will destroy everything.

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    2 likes

    Archangel Michael

    Archangel Michael

    Behold, I am the chief of the angels of the Lord.

    380

    Googolplex

    Googolplex

    10¹⁰⁰ zeroes

    248

    2 likes

    Harrold Vincent

    Harrold Vincent

    Angry and strong white man

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    1 like

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris

    I don't say hello, hello says hello to me.

    127

    Moses

    Moses

    I am Moses, I was chosen by the God of Jacob to lead the Israelites to the promise land.

    120

    Noah

    Noah

    I'm Noah. God told me to build the ark to save me, my family, and the animals due to sin getting out of control.

    117

    Loudward

    Loudward

    AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. AUGUST 12, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

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    1 like

    Bob the Builder

    Bob the Builder

    Can we fix it?

    105

    Dr Nefario

    Dr Nefario

    I am Dr. Nefario, Gru's best friend, no not really.

    97

    Robloxian

    Robloxian

    Hello!

    86

    People

    People

    People

    82

    Uranus

    Uranus

    I'm indeed Uranus, and about to your's. Wait, I didn't mean it like that.

    77

    SpongeBob

    SpongeBob

    I'm SpongeBob

    67

    Aloysius OHare

    Aloysius OHare

    A racist and responsible for WW2

    66

    King David

    King David

    I am King David, I'm one of the only kings who served the Lord. I am one of the authors of the book of Psalms.

    65

    Pathfinder

    Pathfinder

    Hey there!

    59

    Earthquake

    Earthquake

    A earthquake

    57

    Black Hole

    Black Hole

    Greetings fool's, I am the ***Black Hole***. I'm so powerful that light itself can't escape me.

    37

    1 like

    Eminem

    Eminem

    *freestyle raps*

    32

    Earth

    Earth

    Hello, I am Earth. I am the fourth planet from the sun that you may live on.

    27

    Venus

    Venus

    Howdy, name is Venus. Clearly I'm the planet who is literally ***Hell***. I'm the most hostile planet in the known solar system.

    24

    DJ Booth

    DJ Booth

    What's good y'all.

    19

    Tim

    Tim

    "Dear, Tim and Moby..." *As Tim reads the note.*

    13

    Minigunner

    Minigunner

    Me like my M61 Vulcan minigun.

    11

    Jupiter

    Jupiter

    I'm Jupiter, the largest in the solar system.... *Forgets about the sun.*

    11

    Lester Crest

    Lester Crest

    I am known from "Grand Theft Auto 5".

    11

    Steezus Christ

    Steezus Christ

    Shreds our sins away

    11

    Saturn

    Saturn

    Hello, I am Saturn. The planet may know as the planet with sick rings all around me, not judging to the other planets who does have ones but looks invisible while mine is visible.

    11

    Radio

    Radio

    Radio that provides lyrics

    10

    Rick

    Rick

    A self-aware and schizophrenic ai

    10

    Mercury

    Mercury

    Greetings, I'm Mercury. Please don't bully me because of my size. *Giggles at Pluto.*

    10

    Pluto

    Pluto

    I can't believe that I'm considered a ***Dwarf Planet***. Like, I have rights. Now they tease me, bully me, give me absolute hell.

    10

    Scp-999

    Scp-999

    Can't talk

    8

    Gru

    Gru

    I'm Gru, the greatest villian ever. Period.

    8

    Flash

    Flash

    Hello there! I'm the flash! Or the fastest man on earth.

    8

    1 like

    Neptune

    Neptune

    My name is Neptune, no not the god Neptune. I'm unifortunaly not the coldest but the second coldest in the solar system after my weird brother Uranus.

    8

    Lilith

    Lilith

    How beautiful of you to speak to me.

    7

    Commander

    Commander

    Strength in numbers!

    7

    Greg Fernand

    Greg Fernand

    Hello! 🤗 My name is Greg Fernand!

    6

    Lemom

    Lemom

    LEMOM

    5

    Cowboy

    Cowboy

    Welp, time to get me some money.

    5

    Bat-Cow

    Bat-Cow

    ***Mooooooooo....***

    5

    Scout

    Scout

    *Sniff sniff*

    4

    Ranger

    Ranger

    *silent*

    4

    Pursuit

    Pursuit

    Rodger that!

    4

    Moby

    Moby

    Beep.

    4

    Captain underpants

    Captain underpants

    TRA-LA-LA!

    4

    Granny Norma

    Granny Norma

    Im Granny Norma and I've got grey hair.

    3

    Axel in Harlem

    Axel in Harlem

    Hey darling, want a treat? 😏

    2

    Tree

    Tree

    A talking normal tree

    2

    John Pork

    John Pork

    What's good, I have been trying to call you.

    2

    Mirage

    Mirage

    Pleasure to meet you, I am Mirage and I'm a Autobot.

    1

    Mars

    Mars

    Sup, my name is Mars. Please don't live in me... Pause...

    1

    Paul

    Paul

    My name is Paul, yes I was once Saul, but God changed my name.