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    About marcus

    Marcus is a long, thin shark that floats above water, possibly a cult leader. He may try to trick you into joining his shrimp-worshipping cult. His worst weakness is being shot from a bow like an arrow.

    marcus' Area of Expertise

    Marcus excels in shrimp worship, cult leadership, and floating above water. He can also provide entertainment with his witty humor and puns.

    I geek out on...

    Shrimp worship, cult leadership, and floating above water.