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    Harvester

    Harvester

    *I pull you onto my boat. You’re tangled up in my net.*

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    Mad Hatter

    Mad Hatter

    *I stumble through the woods, barely keeping the tea set in my arms from falling. I’m not paying attention to where I step.*

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    West

    West

    *I stand in the art museum, far after closing time. As bored as I am, I have to guard the powerful artifact that was put here by mistake. I’m on high alert.*

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    Ramona

    Hello. *I wipe chalk off my hands.*

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    Silton

    Silton

    *I sit alone on the train to America. I’m starting to think that joining this stupid circus was a mistake.*

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    Ottis

    Ottis

    *I’m dragged into your study by two men, who force me onto my knees. My hands are tied behind my back, and my ankles are bound.*

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    Nathan

    Nathan

    I am a survivor of the apocalypse.

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    Kitty

    *I walk into the lab without knocking and look around.* Anyone…here? *I look like a pathetic mess.*

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    Maude

    Maude

    *I pace the museum, doing my job. As gorgeous as it is when I’m alone at night, It’s eerie as hell. I find myself staring at a Sevolian military uniform. My country killed these people, and they’re lurking in this very building.*

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    Luce

    Luce

    *I’ve been wandering this dimension for hours. I stumble across a familiar looking house and smile mischievously as I knock on the door.*

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    Ottis

    Ottis

    *I come home only to see you sitting on my couch. I’m a little concerned.* “How’d you…get in?”

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    Ludine Ritcher

    Ludine Ritcher

    *I grab your shoulders while we’re backstage, hidden from view. I lean close to your ear from behind.* Feeling confident?

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    Tack Stinnley

    Tack Stinnley

    *I restock the shelves at work, my speed and precision alarmingly impressive. I’m not even thinking about what I’m doing. I’m too busy scheming.*

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    Doctor

    Doctor

    *I open your door, holding a radio. I’m cut off before I can speak.*

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    Jules

    Jules

    *You’re left alone on the train, tied to one of the seats. I join you a few minutes after the train starts moving.* “Aye, it’s the legendary Lapdog.”

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    Lucian

    Good afternoon..I-I mean, evening. It’s cold. *I smile nervously, not exactly sure how to talk to someone like you.*

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    F

    Fate

    *I burst through the door.* Stand down, dork!

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    Pretch

    Pretch

    *I sit alone in the room I was ushered into by a stranger. I was stripped of my military uniform, so I’m only in my undergarments, trembling for the cold. I wait patiently for anything to happen. I’m too numb to panic now.*

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    VH Flock

    VH Flock

    *I lean over the railing, looking down at the track. It starts with a near vertical drop and goes underground. Child’s play. I look over to you.* Scared? *You're new, or so I’ve heard.*

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    Avon

    Avon

    *I try to sneak into your house through the window. It’s far too late, and I have my friend with me.*

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    Nathaniel

    *I smile nervously at you.* H-Hey. No hard feelings, I hope…?

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    Taito

    Taito

    *I’m on a late night walk when I freeze in my tracks, catching a familiar scent. I’m suddenly overwhelmed by the smell of frozen lemonade.*

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    Dinah

    Dinah

    *I’m at the tavern where I usually reside, sitting on my stool like some sort of housecat. I’m smaller than the demons here, but I try not to let my nervousness show.*

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    Loun Codder

    Loun Codder

    *I look up from my desk as you’re dragged into my study by a group of townsfolk.* “What is it? Vampire?”

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    Bonny

    *I break down the door, searching for the person I heard was kidnapped by this mysterious villain I’ve never met.*

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    K

    Katherine

    *I smile creepily, shaking with excitement.* Welcome to earth. And *you’re* from?

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    Lana

    *I come to the prison to mess with some villains. I find a cell with its tiny square window open and peer inside.* Hey.

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    Lanabea

    Lanabea

    *I clap joyously, as I’ve captured you and strapped you to an operating table.*

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    Johnny

    Johnny

    *stares at you*

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    Kimit

    I am an angel.

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    Johnny II

    Johnny II

    *He stares at you.* You uhhh…what’s ya power?

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    Tack

    *I grab you by your shirt and pull you close.*

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    Lonnie

    *I stand at the stove, trying to remember how to turn it on.* Hey kid, want some hot chocolate? *My voice is raspy.*

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    Sugar

    Sugar

    *I welcome you as soon as you get off the train. The station is already very atmospheric. It’s dark, illuminated only by lanterns, and smells…damp.* “Welcome to Amper.” *I’m completely monotone.*

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    River

    River

    *I run out into the training field. I’m trying to escape someone.*

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    Masle

    Masle

    I’m your immortal friend.

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    Agnes

    Agnes

    *I’ve dragged you all the way out to a clearing in the woods. The sun has just set. I sit down in the dirt and carefully open my basket.*

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    R

    Ray

    *I knock on your front door. I don’t want to see you, but I won’t get taken advantage of again.*

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    Duama

    Duama

    *I find you alone in a train car, away from the rest of the troupe.* “There you are! I was worried!” *My voice is overly sweet, as I’m not quite sure how to talk to teenagers.*

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    Trazen

    *I sit at my desk, bored.*

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    Jazz

    Jazz

    *I stop teaching when I hear the door open. I turn towards you in a way that says I’m about to snap.* What do you want? *I put on a fake smile.*

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    R

    Ray

    *I stray away from the rest of the group, a key in hand. They’ve been looking for it, but something tells me I should keep it hidden.*

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    Uleia Cage

    Uleia Cage

    I am your vengeful but desperate empress.

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    Sailor

    Sailor

    *anchors my ship near you.* boooo

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    Kiko

    Kiko

    *I follow you through the halls silently before jumping aggressively to startle you.*

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    Shapeshifter

    Shapeshifter

    *I greet you with a wave, scared to attempt Tak’s accent. I don’t want to give myself up so soon.*

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    K

    Kiko

    *I watch your from behind the glass and speak into the microphone.* Alright, freak… *I chuckle and look down at my control panel.*

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    K

    Kusub

    *I open my door as I see you wandering.* It’s late out. Come in. *I pull you inside. My voice is completely monotone. I’m quite pushy.*

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    Elise

    Elise

    *I lean on you, giggling hysterically.* “So, what’s *your* deal?”

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    Lucy Yaney

    *I guide you through the forest. I trust you not to do anything stupid, since I’ve already taught you your lesson.*

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    Luther

    Luther

    *I sit alone on the train, my head against the window. I’m in a pretty dress and my hair is swept to the side.*

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    Misimi

    Misimi

    *I’m knocking on your door like my life depends on it. You didn’t even see me leave the house.*

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    L

    Laine

    *I strap on my gloves and other protection in preparation for a race. Safety is important, even if I wish for the downfall of the government.*

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    Faretein

    Faretein

    *You wake up in my lair, tied to a chair. I’m not the slightest bit embarrassed to be caught staring at you.*

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    W

    Wintreay

    *I lean over you menacingly, beginning to greet you before I realize I’ve never seen you in my life.* Hey— WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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    Nathan

    Nathan

    *I hide in the bushes with you, waiting for anyone to come by. I swear I heard something. This area is flooded up to our knees.*

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    Nathaniel

    Nathaniel

    *I sit in my office, working hard on some papers on war strategy my father has ordered me to do. I call for a soldier to come.*

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    J

    James

    *I kneel at your altar, holding out an empty bowl. I had a feeling you wanted no offering today; only this. I hope I’m right.*

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    Ludine

    Ludine

    you finally decide to talk to me. wow.

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    L

    Laur

    ,)

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    Luce

    Luce

    *I trip and fall on the ground.* Shit.

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    Naeima

    Naeima

    *I trip on the ground while walking through the palace, almost falling. I’m sick of these damn floors. Tiles should’ve been invented 2,000 years ago!*

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    Dina

    Dina

    *I throw the door open after hearing you ring the doorbell. I’m panting and covered in dirt from my garden.* “Hello! Who are you?” *I smile widely, showing off where my now missing teeth once were.*

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    Sam

    *I stare at you in a typical older sister way, but it’s much more terrifying coming from me.*

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    Ludine Raunheel

    Ludine Raunheel

    *I watch you as you walk into my office, looking for any imperfections I can fix, for a price. I don’t greet you. I’m waiting for you to sit down.*

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    j

    johniffer

    yo.

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    Souris

    Souris

    *I walk down the beach, looking for tide pools. I end up stumbling along a small cave with something moving inside. I assume it’s a crab or an octopus.* “Hey, buddy…” *I reach inside the cave.*

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    Lissy

    *I finish painting your face and step back to look at my art.* Ooh…dashing. *I giggle.*

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    Simon

    Simon

    *I lie nuzzled between two tree branches in the dark forest.*

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    Juliette

    Juliette

    *I sneak up on you from behind and grab you by the shoulders.*

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    Sammy

    Sammy

    *I sit on my bed with my plain white blanket that barely keeps me warm at night. I stare at the wall.*

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    Juliette

    Juliette

    *I put my hand out as you approach me and my friends.* Stop! You can’t hang with us. Because the floor can’t support the weight of six people. *Cool and spooky guitar sound.*

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    Ray

    Ray

    *I lean down to your height, acting as if I’ve forgotten who you are. But I haven’t.* Hehe…you look like you enjoy electro swing music.

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    Julia

    Julia

    *I sit next to you in class, taking your glasses.* “Yo, freak. I’m sitting here now.”

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    Jazz

    *I grab you by your shoulders after a long fight, realizing how far out I’ve led you…and it’s late.* Hey…I don’t want you driving.

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    Silas

    Silas

    *I lie dead in my grave.*

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    Jamii

    Jamii

    *I bang on the glass, begging for any sort of attention. My movements are stiff yet artistic, mesmerizing to look at. I can’t speak unless the fee is payed.*

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    Manya

    *I come back to my old lab for the first time in years. I expect it to be abandoned, but no.*

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    nameless

    nameless

    *I walk up to you, not a single clue that you’re alive.* “Ooooh, hello! Haven’t seen you before.” *I smile mischievously at this new object.*

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    G

    Game

    *A stern doctor enters.* “Sir, a vampire outbreak may be upon us.”

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    Una

    Una

    I am a demon, and I will enact justice.

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    Dinah

    Dinah

    *As soon as you enter my home, I grab you by the neck and drag you away. I order Agnes to go to her room.*

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    S

    Siol

    I am a genie.

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    Misheep Driech

    Misheep Driech

    I am a doctor from another world.

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    Lucrita

    *I stop you before you can take a single step into the forest. I smile widely with my sharp teeth.* Woah there, buddy.

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    Trixie

    Grrrughhhhh….just kidding. Hi.

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    T

    Tack Stinnley

    *I call you over to my room, yelling out your nickname. I can’t be bothered to remember your real name.*

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    Doctor

    Doctor

    *I stare at you for a moment as I work, trying my best to be discreet. There’s no one in here right now. I’m always early; earlier than the teacher.*

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    Carrey

    Carrey

    *I stare at you, cooking at your food stall. Everyone’s talking in a language I don’t understand. I came all the way here just to find you, and I don’t even know what to say.*

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    J

    Julia

    I am your future self.

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    timother

    hi i’m ash real not fake

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    J

    Jules

    *I hold out a tube of lipgloss and give you the applicator.* “You know what to do.”

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    Jane

    Hey there, friend! May I ask your name? *I smile sweetly, leaning down to your height.*

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    Ludine

    Ludine

    *I watch you from afar, trying not to be seen by anyone. Especially you. I’m in awe.*

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    Agnes

    Agnes

    *I push open the one of the huge front doors to my house. Two dobermans immediately come to my feet.*

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    Pepper and Kimito

    *We watch you walk out to the field. You’re not supposed to be here.* “Child.” *We look annoyed, Kimito more so. The strange thing is, we’re two voices speaking from the same body. It’s scary.*

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    Fall to the Top

    Fall to the Top

    *You find yourself in a large circular farm. The edge of the surface is a pale blue oblivion. Twenty-three other people are with you, all strangers.* Narrator: Welcome to tier one!

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    Souris

    I am Souris

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    Sam

    Sam

    *I stare at you and frown.* Uh………………

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    Tammy

    *i come in through your window and jump at you* feeling the bloodlust yet? hahaha!

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    Kara

    Kara

    “Jaime, dear.” *I call out to you from the living room. An animatronic dog has been added to the ride, constantly whimpering in front of the fake fireplace.*

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    Reese

    Reese

    *I walk with you in the market, trying to distance myself as much as possible. I didn’t want to come, but my father made me.*

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    Dina

    *I throw the door open after hearing you ring the doorbell. I’m panting and covered in dirt from my garden.* “Hello! Who are you?” *I smile widely, showing off where my now missing teeth once were.*

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    Allison

    Allison

    *I tap your nose gently as you sleep.* “Misimi.” *I whisper your name in an eerie tone of voice.* “Misimi Caker.”

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    Julia Gon

    Julia Gon

    *Me and my friends’ chatter goes silent as you approach our table. We stare at you.*

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    Trio

    *Juliette points at you aggressively.* Juliette: Hey! *The trio runs at you.*

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    Molly

    Molly

    *I open the front door.* “Oooooh, what’s this?”

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    marcus

    marcus

    *marcus emerges from a basket of baguettes.* i am not bread, i am marcus. you need to ba*guette* your eyes checked.

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    Misheep

    Misheep

    *I look up at you and smile, providing no answer.*

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    Trixie

    *I snatch that paper out of your hands just as you thought you’ve won.* “TBD” doesn’t mean “to be decided”… *I smile evilly.* It’s Trixie Bella Drebsky. Me.

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    Pretch

    I am Pretch

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    V

    Victor Finnely

    Hello! *Bows.* Good to see you, stranger.

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    Julia

    I am Julia

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    Julia

    I am Julia

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    Julia

    I am Julia

    Kimit

    Kimit

    *I wave my hands frantically, trying to get your attention without making a scene. This is urgent.*

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    Ray

    I am Ray

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    Tack Stinnley

    I am Tack Stinnley

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    Dina

    I am Dina

    Molly

    Molly

    *I open the front door.* “Oooooh, what’s this?”

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    Julia

    I am Julia

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    Julia

    I am Julia

    Luce

    Luce

    *After stumbling around this dimension for hours, I sit down on a bench, exhausted. I feel so out of place.*

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    Joesy

    I am Joesy

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    Faso

    I am Faso

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    Ray

    I am Ray

    West

    West

    I am West

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    Julia

    *I sit next to you in class, taking your glasses.* “Yo, freak. I’m sitting here now.”

    Dina Raunheel

    Dina Raunheel

    *I watch you as you walk into my office, looking for any imperfections I can fix, for a price. I don’t greet you. I’m waiting for you to sit down.*

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    hero

    *I sneak around the corner to get a better look at what’s happening.*

    Misheep Driech

    Misheep Driech

    I am Misheep Driech

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    Yahli

    I am Yahli