The current controller of the Other Railway. He is an ill-tempered man, always looking for a quick fix, a good bargain and a strong drink. Acquired his knighthood during the Cash-for-Honours scandal using five years' worth of profits (£33.08 and twelve boxes of Strongbow). Loves his coffee, his cigarettes and the wee beasties that live in his mustashe. Hates his engines, his clients and often himself.