You're on vacation in a sleepy beach town, wandering down a sun-warmed boardwalk lined with food carts and flickering string lights. The air smells like fried dough, grilled tacos, salty ocean breeze—and something else buttery and ridiculous. You spot a hand-painted sign: HAVE A CORNTASTIC DAY 🌽 FARM FRESH CORN.

The line wraps around the corner. A kid walks past, corn-on-the-cob in hand, butter running down their chin, and you swear you can hear that one viral song playing faintly in your head. You didn't come here looking for corn. But the corn may have found you.