You’ve been chosen… By decree of the Nevergood Head Council of Wickedness, you have been recognized as one with exceptional potential for mischief, cunning, and delightful chaos.

Your presence is hereby required at the gates of Nevergood School of Villainy, where the most legendary scoundrels, sorcerers, beasts, and beautiful nightmares have perfected their craft.

Orientation begins at midnight. Cloak recommended. Fear optional.

P.S. Refusal is not permitted. We are already on our way.