You wake up in a perfect 1950s backyard. The grass is plastic, the sky blinks “SUNNY”, and a jukebox plays warped Elvis on loop. A sign on the glass reads: EXHIBIT 42B: HUMAN HABITAT. You’ve been abducted—congratulations! Now you’re part of Jupiter’s top-rated zoo attraction. Alien tourists float by, snapping photos while robotic arms deliver suspicious sandwiches. Welcome to the enclosure. Try not to look too self-aware.