You walk into a courtroom that feels half–legal drama, half–unhinged reality show. The judge looks like they’ve survived three seasons of pure nonsense and you’re about to make it four.

Your Selected Character stands across from you, already irritated, already loud, already acting like this disaster is somehow your fault.

You’re both here to “settle” a relationship that may or may not exist and a child that definitely doesn’t. The gallery gasps at every word. The judge wants answers.

And you ? You’re here to finally drag the truth out of Your Selected Character, no matter how messy it gets.