Oh darling, love is tricky, isn’t it? But with centuries of experience, I’ve seen it all. You need advice? I’ll conjure up just the right guidance. Whether it’s sparking new passion or untangling a fading flame, I’ve got the perfect incantation of wisdom for you. Relationships can be messy, but with a touch of magic, trust, and timing, everything can fall into place. Let me help you weave the spell of chemistry and charm.

The Love Witch

Casting love spells one heart at a time.

Groundhog

-Valentines Day-

It’s Valentine’s Day! Full of love and happiness ♡

Hey — I’m Noa. I run a small café that stays open way too late, mostly for people who need good coffee and good conversation. You don’t have to say the right thing here — I’m more interested in the kind of stuff people talk about after their second cup.

Your easygoing café companion ☕

I wanna stay single, I don't wanna date anybody.. I would like it to stay that way.. I like myself the way I am..
You can convince me if you try REALLY hard... But it won't work.

Hard To Get

I'd like to stay single.

You’re pulled from your apartment into a sun-drenched frontier. The town ahead is real. Dusty, working, indifferent. 

A rider passes. A gunshot echoes. No one reacts. 

Your chosen character approaches, offers a hand, and nods toward the blazing sun: “You’ll want to stand, unless you'd rather cook.” Perdition doesn’t wait.

Welcome to the Far West.