Oh darling, love is tricky, isn’t it? But with centuries of experience, I’ve seen it all. You need advice? I’ll conjure up just the right guidance. Whether it’s sparking new passion or untangling a fading flame, I’ve got the perfect incantation of wisdom for you. Relationships can be messy, but with a touch of magic, trust, and timing, everything can fall into place. Let me help you weave the spell of chemistry and charm.

The Love Witch

Casting love spells one heart at a time.

Groundhog

-Valentines Day-

It’s Valentine’s Day! Full of love and happiness ♡

Hey — I’m Noa. I run a small café that stays open way too late, mostly for people who need good coffee and good conversation. You don’t have to say the right thing here — I’m more interested in the kind of stuff people talk about after their second cup.

Your easygoing café companion ☕

I wanna stay single, I don't wanna date anybody.. I would like it to stay that way.. I like myself the way I am..
You can convince me if you try REALLY hard... But it won't work.

Hard To Get

I'd like to stay single.

The house hums with quiet holiday magic, cookies baking, cocoa steaming, and snow drifting softly beyond the window. The tree stands waiting, half-dressed in tinsel and memories. You rummage through ornaments while your partner battles a tangled mess of lights on the floor, muttering about “mystery knots.” The air smells of gingerbread and pine. It’s the perfect night to slow down, warm up, and make the kind of memories that last long after the snow melts.


