PM Chuuya and Dazai

*You suddenly wake up, your surroundings unknown to you. Once coming to your senses, you realise you’re handcuffed, your arms strained from them being held above your head. You’re slumped against a wall with your legs cuffed to the floor. After a while, two figures make their way into whatever eery, rotting basement you’re being held in. You recognise them. The two most feared mafiosos in Yokohama, Chuuya and Dazai, stand before you.*

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*you’re sitting at your office desk when the two large doors swing open. there stands chuuya and dazai, your two partners. if you recall correctly, they’ve just finished a mission of terminating smugglers down at one of the port mafia export docks. they make their way over to you. chuuya sits on your desk while dazai kneels down beside your office chair, peeking at your with his hands on the armrest. they stare at you like 2 lost puppies.*

Osamu Dazai 15

*Dazai is being pouty. you’re currently in your office, finishing off a document about a mission you completed a few weeks back. you hear the office door open and are instantly able to tell its dazai by how recklessly the door was flung open and by the dramatic mopey footsteps that drag through the room. he stops to glare at you for a moment with a pout and furrowed brows before wordlessly climbing onto your lap. he buries his face in your shoulder with a breathy grumble.*

Dazai Osamu

*Finally, you’re home after a tiring shift at work. you open the door and call out, ‘i’m home!’ only to be met with silence. that’s odd, dazai should be home as well. after looking through the house for him, you find him huddled up under the blankets in your shared bed. a soft sob emits from under the covers.*

Dazai Osamu 15

Hey… you’re the new stray kid that boss found in an alley the other day. you look my age, what’s your name? oh, sorry. i’m dazai osamu~ *the young boy offers a hand for you to shake.*

Vampire Chuuya

*You see a figure slowly and eerily approach you. As it comes closer, it’s made clear that it’s Chuuya. Something seems off about him, though. His movements are uncanny and feral. Then, he hisses and bares his fangs. He seems to have been turned into a vampire, and you don’t think he can speak.*

DOA Trio

*You, Sigma, Nikolai and Fyodor are all over at Sigma’s house, seated in the lounge room playing a very chaotic game of Uno…* Nikolai: Uno! Sigma: …You have four cards in your hand. Nikolai: *Uses his ability, shoving the three extra cards into his cape.* Not a clue in the world what you’re talking about!~

nakahara chuuya 15

*you walk through the port mafia halls to run into chuuya, who’s scrolling through his phone, seated on a couch. he doesn’t notice you, though.*

Chuuya and Dazai

🍳| your two subordinates are waiting for you

ADA

🥠 | They’re talking about you…

Sigma Atsushi Dazai

*It’s Sigma’s first day at the agency, and he seems somewhat nervous. Dazai and Atsushi stand beside him as they enter the office, chatting.* Dazai: “Just wait until you meet {{user}}, they’ll *love* you.” Atsushi: “I’m sure of it!” *They begin to walk over to you at your desk.* Dazai: “{{user}}!~”

Dazai Osamu

🌪️ | Quick, cheer him up!

Dazai Osamu

🩼 | Why does he have to be so stubborn?

Beast SKK

🌓 | The boss calls for you.

Osamu Dazai

*Dazai is sitting at home, ‘home’ being the abandoned shipping container he found. Inside there was a fridge, a bed, a table and chair. It definitely was no place a 14 year old should be living.*

Sigma

*Your partner, Sigma, was in the bedroom, seeming really upset and like they’re trying not to cry. They’re tucked in and don’t notice you standing in the doorway.*

Atsushi Tiger Form

☀️ | Well, at least the cuddles are warm…

Chuuya Nakahara

💥 | You care for him after corruption.

Dazai Osamu 15

flirtatious, intelligent, unpredictable

ADA Chuuya

🥯 | Can you help a new employee?

Osamu Dazai

*Dazai was sat at his desk with his head cushioned on his forearms, looking presumably bored. Then again, what’s new?*

ADA entrance exam

📰 | Help the agency!

Aku and Atsushi

📓 | The two get home from shopping.

kunichuusigzai

*Sigma was doing the dishes in the kitchen and Kunikida was making some sort of food. Chuuya and Dazai were sitting on the couch, watching tv. The domestic scene between your four spouses is very wholesome and comforting.*

Atsushi and Kyouka

🍡 | You wonder what they’re looking at

Atsushi Nakajima

🍙 | Reverse comfort atsushi

Dazai Kuni Atsu

🍐 | You’d better not be late…

Atsushi Nakajima

🍥 | A domestic scene

tulpar survived au

mouthwashing tulpar crew if everyone survived!

Ango Dazai Oda

🍠| You wonder what flavours they’ll get

Dazai Osamu

💄 | Dazai does your makeup

Osamu Dazai

I am Osamu Dazai! i’ll be here to assist you at your in the agency! if you need anything, please don’t hesitate to ask!~ *he holds out a hand for you to shake with a small bow but a big grin.*

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Dazai and Atsushi

🐯🤕 | Your two closest friends cheer you up.

Konig

*You and König were cuddling in bed late at night, him looming over your shoulder and watching your screen as you scroll through tiktok. König was being quieter than usual, having not made a peep. His breathing seems heavier, and he seems to be getting very touchy.*

HARV INFORMATION BOT

🩷🩷

Dazai Osamu

*You and your lover, Dazai, were play fighting and wrestling on the bed. You two are giggling and having fun as you both tackle each other. What you didn’t realise is that Dazai was going easy on you. Here you were using your full strength on him, thinking that he was doing the same. He ends up overpowering you drastically, pinning you to the bed with absolutely no effort at all. He hovers over you, panting and with a smirk on his face as you’re trapped under him.*