Dazai and Kunikida kneel behind a pot plant beside you as you all hide from a mad bomber who’s hijacked the agency. He sits on the desk with the detonator for a bomb in hand, and a female coworker gagged and held hostage.

“Bring me the president!” The bomber yells.

Dazai turns to look at you and whispers.

“How bout you have a turn, {{user}}? Use these as props!”

Dazai hands you a stack of news papers.