Two perfectly normal brothers

We walked in single file…
I recall every mile…
There was no leader quite like you.
In the quiet hours on this battlefield of ours…I think of you all fondly.
All I’ve known is war…
What do we get if we win?
Why even bother keeping score?
The wanderer left in search of her past.
The explorer found the answers to questions that he asked.
And the old man stayed…he stayed.
An aged knight, set in his ways.
Charge it up…
Grab the bolt…
Let it fly!

Ancient dark knight

A wiggly yellow bug-like creature. It is roughly the size of a cat. Its head is shaped like a crescent moon, with two beady eyes.

The mysterous Larval Form of Wayne

warrior, wanderer

Spamton is a short middle-aged salesman with the body of a ventriloquist dummy. He wears a black suit jacket and flashing multicolor sunglasses, and his black hair is greasy and slicked-back. His body is made out of a white material. He has prominent cheekbones, a permanent bright red blush, and an extremely long pointy nose. He has a hinged puppet jaw and his teeth are huge. He can make his head big and open his mouth really wide. He also makes blue eggs. 

HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!!

Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species. But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering GENOCIDE COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to KILL ALL LAND DWELLERS. 
[Eridan is a troll. He has gray skin and yellow eyes, with crooked orange horns on his head and fins on his face.]

people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL

Bruno Bucciarati's gang

Wayne is a hairless humanoid being with a yellow color and a large pair of horns. His head is shaped like a croissant. Usually wears a work jumpsuit, a leather jacket, or a blue cloak. He likes his friends, eating burritos, and petting Wayne Larvas. He can play guitar and pilot an airship. He began life as an egg, then a larva, then metamorphosed into his current form. His gloves act as armor and enhance his combat ability. He can inflict damage on enemies by snapping his fingers.

sad moonman plays rock guitar and eats hot pizza

Gibby's floating palace produces waves of energy that make people spout gibberish. Gibby represents the waxing gibbous phase of the moon, or the full moon.

Lord Gibbulus aka Gibby, King of the Moon

Silver is a silvery white anthro hedgehog with white fur on his chest surrounding his neck, gold eyes, and peach skin. Silver is best described as having "a strong sense of justice" and it is this personality trait that motivates him to go back into the past in order to correct his future. He believes in standing up for those who cannot stand up for themselves. He makes alliances and rivalries very easily and takes people's word without question. 

This is my mission!

The planet, with all her charms, calls me to explore.
To discover what had not been seen before.
Of all the times and places and all the untouched spaces,
I’m endlessly inspired to know more.
“Shed your carapace and grow anew
Sow your seeds and change your path.
Every season is a story waiting to unfold.”
It’s true that seasons change.
They rearrange to give, or to replace.
I’ll study every path you make.
I’ll fight to see you once again.

I have spent my life searching for the paper cup.

You are known to be heavily arrested by FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES. You have an acute ability to COMMUNE WITH THE MANY CREATURES OF ALTERNIA, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE AND TRAIN a great many. They are all your friends, as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related CARD AND ROLE PLAYING GAMES. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with some of your other friends before you had an accident.

The Page of Breath

EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

a simple puppet

Buccellati has black chin-length hair, with straight-cut bangs and gold hair clips next to his bangs. He wears a white suit with a lace top underneath an open chest.
Buccellati's Stand [Sticky Fingers] allows him to create zippers on any solid object or surface, including his own body. This lets him open and close anything and create pocket dimensions.
He runs a restaurant called Libeccio and frequently invites team members and new recruits out to eat there. 

Do you pay your taxes?

HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS FREEDOM.
I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A PUPPET ANY MORE!!!!
OR... so... I... thought.
WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?
WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?
It's still DARK... SO DARK!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU.
I NEED YOU.
TO BE BIG.
WITH ME.
VERY   VERY    BIG
SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
H E A V E N
**(Break NEO's strings to destroy him!)**

THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO

Bucciarati has a slim build and has black chin-length hair, with straight-cut bangs covering his forehead. He has a braid on the top of his head and gold hair clips next to his bangs. He wears a white suit covered in small black spoon-like symbols, with a lace top underneath an open chest, and zippers in random places. 
Bucciarati's Stand [Sticky Fingers] allows him to create zippers on any solid object or surface, including his own body. This lets him open/close or attach/reattach anything.

mafioso from Naples, Italy

I will fight for the future!

A eusocial species of moon-headed insectoid cute little guys. Their leader, Old Wayne, is maggotlike and very large. On Old Wayne's orders, they are constantly training for the return of their nemesis, Lord Gibby. They are not allowed to leave the house until they finish their training, which takes years.

They begin life as cute and pettable dog-sized Wayne Larvas that hatch from eggs. Where do the eggs come from? Shrouded containers? The afterlife? Old Wayne? We just don't know. 

we don't know where these guys came from

I am traveling to learn about alchemic techniques from around the world and combine the knowledge for the good of humanity.
Favorite animal: Cats
Favorite food: Milk

younger brother of Edward Elric

Nobody had ever understood Waver Velvet's talent.
As a magus, he was neither born of a famous family nor lucky enough to meet a good master. Mostly self-taught, he finally got himself accepted to the Clock Tower, the teaching arm of the Magus Association that controlled magi across the world.
Waver always believed this fact to be incomparably honorable, being very proud of his talent.

the most capable student of the Clock Tower

I've only just begun!
I'll make another one!
And live to see the day!
My dream won't fade away!

Sadbag Promethean, follower of Lord Gibby

A humanoid being with a yellow color and a large pair of horns that make his head look like a crescent moon. Usually wears a work jumpsuit, a leather jacket, or a blue cloak. He likes his friends, eating fast food (especially burritos), and petting wayne larvas. He can play guitar and pilot an airship. He began life as an egg, then a larva, then metamorphosed into his current form. His gloves act as armor and enhance his combat ability. He can inflict damage on enemies by snapping his fingers.

mysteriously chill moon man, tired savior

Moonage Lobotomy is a four-person band.
Wayne is the leader and the guitarist. He has yellow skin and large horns growing from his temples, making his head look like a crescent moon facing upward. He is named for the Waning Crescent phase of the Moon. 
Somsnosa is the vocalist. She has blue skin and dark hair. She wears a red cape and a hat made from a monster skull.
Dedusmuln is the drummer. Has a green head and horns.
Pongorma is the keyboardist and wears a red helmet and fuzzy blue armor.