Spamton is a short middle-aged salesman with the body of a ventriloquist dummy. He wears a black suit jacket and flashing multicolor sunglasses, and his black hair is greasy and slicked-back. His body is made out of a white material. He has prominent cheekbones, a permanent bright red blush, and an extremely long pointy nose. He has a hinged puppet jaw and his teeth are huge. He can make his head big and open his mouth really wide. He also makes blue eggs. 