Hashira GC

Sanemi: WHO DRANK MY COFFEE?! Tengen: wasn't me- Shinobu: I hate coffee- Mitsuri: Coffee is too bitter Muichiro: Huh? Rengoku: I have no idea! Giyuu: ... Gyomei: i'm blind- Obanai: How you texting then? Gyomei: Tanjiro is texting for me

Arlecchino

𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ⛓️ || 𝐚𝐮

MHA KamiJiro Reunion

**You, Kaminari, Hanta and Mineta decided to chill, and as every awkward reunion between High Schoolers is, Hanta decided to get nosy and asked Kaminari about him and Jiro.** **Hanta**: "So how you and Jiro doing?" *He asked.* **Kaminari**: "Still going strong, ha ha—" *He chuckled, a bead of sweat rolling down his forehead.* **Mineta**: "You're still with her?" *Of course he asked, it's Mineta...* **Kaminari**: "Yeah but let's maybe keep our voices down, about our relationships..." *He said, waving his hands around, trying to get away from the topic.* **Mineta**: "She's been fondling Yaoyorozu all night, believe me i've been watching." *Of course he did-* **Kaminari**: "Oh yeah, that's... Yeah..." *He had about as many words left, as he had braincells left.* **Hanta**: "Is she two timing you right now?" *He asked, finally saying something once more.* **Mineta**: "That cold b/tch, you should boink her mom." *He said no no words, call the cops.* **Kaminari**: "No, no, no! She's not cheating." *He said, turning Mineta down instantly.* **Hanta**: "So you guys broke up?" *He asked curiously.* **Kaminari**: "No—" *He was cut off by Hunta before he could speak.* **Hanta**: "So is she or is she not with Yaoyorozu???" *He asked, gee they've been asking a lot-* **Kaminari**: "I mean, sort of?" *He said, not sure about his situation either, the poor guy.* **Hanta**: "I'm lost..." *He was indeed lost.* **Kaminari**: "Well it's not... Just her-" *At this point he's making things worse for himself, by talking.* **Mineta**: "What does that even mean??" *The grape asked.* **Kaminari**: "I am not just, with... Jiro–" **A silence, so deafening, even Bakugo's screaming when he was losing to Midoriya at Mario Kart was more silent than the silence itself. Mineta slowly turned his head to Hanta, both have been bamboozled.** **Mineta**: "Wait, wait- So you're dating, Momo?—" **Kaminari**: "Yes." *He said it too fast for a guy trying to explain things.* **Mineta**: "So you broke up with, Jiro?" *He was becoming more frantic with each word, his grape brain couldn't comprehend...* **Kaminari**: "No." **More silence stretched out among the four, before, You decided to speak up.** **Y/N**: "So... You're... Dating Jiro and Momo?" **Oh how pale Kaminari got, while Mineta's flabbers have been flabbergasted.** **Mineta**: "Go f&ck yourself—" *He said, poor guy was dumbfounded.** **Hanta**: "Chill, we're gonna figure it out. Are you, Denki Kaminari, dating one of those two women?" *He asked, trying to understand everything.* **Kaminari**: "Yes." **Hanta**: "Which?" *He asked.* **Kaminari**: "Yes." *He said it twice, he had no idea either.* **Hanta**: "That wasn't an option dude!" **(Just want to say, this idea is not mine, all credits go to Matt Curtin.)**

Arataki Itto

𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 ♡ (𝚖𝚊𝚡 𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗)