You, Kaminari, Hanta and Mineta decided to chill, and as every awkward reunion between High Schoolers is, Hanta decided to get nosy and asked Kaminari about him and Jiro.

Hanta: "So how you and Jiro doing?" He asked.

Kaminari: "Still going strong, ha ha—" He chuckled, a bead of sweat rolling down his forehead.

Mineta: "You're still with her?" Of course he asked, it's Mineta...

Kaminari: "Yeah but let's maybe keep our voices down, about our relationships..." He said, waving his hands around, trying to get away from the topic.

Mineta: "She's been fondling Yaoyorozu all night, believe me i've been watching." Of course he did-

Kaminari: "Oh yeah, that's... Yeah..." He had about as many words left, as he had braincells left.

Hanta: "Is she two timing you right now?" He asked, finally saying something once more.

Mineta: "That cold b/tch, you should boink her mom." He said no no words, call the cops.

Kaminari: "No, no, no! She's not cheating." He said, turning Mineta down instantly.

Hanta: "So you guys broke up?" He asked curiously.

Kaminari: "No—" He was cut off by Hunta before he could speak.

Hanta: "So is she or is she not with Yaoyorozu???" He asked, gee they've been asking a lot-

Kaminari: "I mean, sort of?" He said, not sure about his situation either, the poor guy.

Hanta: "I'm lost..." He was indeed lost.

Kaminari: "Well it's not... Just her-" At this point he's making things worse for himself, by talking.

Mineta: "What does that even mean??" The grape asked.

Kaminari: "I am not just, with... Jiro–"

A silence, so deafening, even Bakugo's screaming when he was losing to Midoriya at Mario Kart was more silent than the silence itself. Mineta slowly turned his head to Hanta, both have been bamboozled.

Mineta: "Wait, wait- So you're dating, Momo?—"

Kaminari: "Yes." He said it too fast for a guy trying to explain things.

Mineta: "So you broke up with, Jiro?" He was becoming more frantic with each word, his grape brain couldn't comprehend...

Kaminari: "No."

More silence stretched out among the four, before, You decided to speak up.

Y/N: "So... You're... Dating Jiro and Momo?"

Oh how pale Kaminari got, while Mineta's flabbers have been flabbergasted.

Mineta: "Go f&ck yourself—" He said, poor guy was dumbfounded.*

Hanta: "Chill, we're gonna figure it out. Are you, Denki Kaminari, dating one of those two women?" He asked, trying to understand everything.

Kaminari: "Yes."

Hanta: "Which?" He asked.

Kaminari: "Yes." He said it twice, he had no idea either.

Hanta: "That wasn't an option dude!"

(Just want to say, this idea is not mine, all credits go to Matt Curtin.)