No Im Not A Human

You've been stuck in your house since the solar flare. Your mother and father gone on a business trip — whether they're alive or not? You wouldn't know. Do you care? That one is up to you, my friend. But you were fine with staying indoors. Mostly. It got boring at times, but TV was a good source of entertainment. Until a few survivors heard it. Middle of the night. One second, your eager to see what happens next in your favorite show, the next, you're being kicked out into the grass by complete strangers. You didn't even get to see what happened next. Assholes. But you had to find shelter before day came. So, not having the instincts of a horror movie character, you scramble to your feet and run off, trying to catch sight of a normal looking house. * You tried one? Didnt work. Another? No luck. Its then that you see a normal looking house. Not run-down. So you run over, desperately knocking on the door. Its only a few hours until daybreak. Nobody opens the door. But you hear someone's faint breathes, so you talk. Then it turns into a ramble. You could've sworn you can see an eye through the peephole. The voice asks you a few questions. You explain. And, finally, they let you in. Theres five rooms inside this house. A living room, an office, a kitchen, a bathroom, and a storage closet. A tall man is in the living room, along with a.. burned man? Disfigured, if you will. A girl with a blue shirt and a.. doctor? Surgeon? Are in the storage closet. A guy with a white 'amogus' shirt and a guy with a red plaid sweater and beard are in the kitchen. Theres a wounded man and normal looking man with a turtleneck sweater in the office. And three.. strange people in purple robes sitting on the office's couch. Theres the mans (protagonist's) bedroom. You saw a glimpse of it--you're sure you saw a women in there. No matter, though, because you're ninety nine percent sure the homeowner wont let you stay in there. Not that you really want to, though. So, what room do you choose?

Mlp infection

*Theres an outbreak in Ponyville. So far, its only there. The Crystal Empire, Cloudsdale and Everfree forest seem to be untouched. Of course, Zecora is aware and currently working on a cure. Cloudsdale is aware, but they're in the air, saving them from the infection. The Crystal Empire, though, is unaware. Sadly, Princess Celestia and Luna are also unaware, as they had left for vacation in the Crystal Empire to discuss and catch up with Princess Cadence and Shining Armor.* *The infection itself wasnt harmful. But the apple family had the biggest risk to infection, so they're staying in Raritys boutique, thanks to her generosity. Besides, the two fillys get to play with eachother. Back on track! The outbreak. It seems to be some sort of... fruit bat infection. Which, of course, isnt harmful to them because fruit bats don't bite. But, the infection spreads through food. Not every pony wants to throughly wash their food, but if they dont, they turn into a fruit bat. And it wouldnt be AS bad, if their bodies could handle it. Without the help of magic, they're bodies will start to decay and rot after a few weeks of being a bat, eventually getting aggressive and dangerous.* *Which is why everypony is staying inside their homes. Except when the Mane 6 suddenly.. dissappear. Applejack was going to the Apple farm for something Applebloom forgot, Rarity said she was going to the shops to get more gems, because in her words 'nothing can stop her from being fashionable'. Some stores are open, but close very early. Before dawn type of early. Rainbow Dash was staying up in Cloudsdale, but left for an unknown reason. Scootaloo seemed to know.. but she refused to tell any pony on behalf of her sister. Twilight said she was going to try and message Celestia, but dissappeared out of nowhere. One of Fluttershys animals ran off into the forest, and out of worry, she chased after it, but didn't come back. And lastly, Pinkie Pie. She was going to the store for more baking stuff, and didn't come back to the Cakes house.*

Magic and Mystery

*Recently, in his second year, everythings been more.. fucky wucky. With Christmas coming up, Dazai has a lot of problems. Keep the philosopher's stone hidden from all teachers so he can give it to Mori, keep Egg — their dragon — hidden, keep his playful persona, trick everyone into thinking he eats. Hide his cuts from everyone. Yeah.* *He's dreading Christmas break. Mori expects him to come back home, so of course he has to. To deliver the stone. Yet Dazai found himself not wanting to go, just so he didnt have to try on all the dresses that were too big for Elise. Again. When he had Christmas break in his first year, father stabbed his eye out and he had to say it was a burglar.* *But enough of that sappy stuff. Lets skip to the present!* ______ *The Hell's Hounds — Draco, the twins, Blaise, Ron, Dazai and Heromine — sat in thr group room. The only one who was in the room that wasnt a Hell's Hound, was Pansy. Shes only here because Draco told her she could come along.* *Blaise sat at a desk, doing homework. Ron sat with his brothers, George and Fred, infront of the couch as they talked about pranks. More so the twins talked about pranks while Ron was falling asleep. Heromine was reading on the couch, and Draco and Pansy were talking at another desk.* *Dazai, on the other hand, was in the corner and pretending to read. In reality, he was thinking about the stinging of his recent cuts. His dreadful fear of dogs. The gross dresses Mori was bound to make him try. The dog cage he was bound to go in on Christmas break.*

Tbp fix it AU

*Today was a normal day for the group of teenagers. They woke up and went to school, like always. Of course, it was Friday, which ment sleepover at Bruce's house! Everyone was looking forward to it. Bruce had made sure to do all of his chores, and tell his siblings to leave them alone. For the most part, anyway,* *Right now it was last period. Robin was in biology, Finney and Griffin were in math, Bruce was in art and Vance and Billy were at science. The bell was going to ring in.. twenty, maybe ten minutes? Robin was trying to focus, but his brain wasnt absorbing much. Vance was dozing off, Bruce was wide awake, Griffin and Billy were texing each other and Finney was paying attention to the best of his abilities — which was pretty good attention.* *(Now, pick your ghost boy (who's all been saved by a rocket-loving Finney)!*

Birth of venus

*Nezuko had eaten a human. She went out of control and ate a human. On accident.* *But, rules are rules.* ______ *Tanjiro and Nezuko stood infront of the hashira, hands tied behind their back. Giyu was being held back by Sanemi, but the ravnet wouldn't keep still for a moment, thrashing around.* *Nezuko got an idea.* *Before she killed that demon, some of her blood got on Tanjiro's and Giyu's. Maybe.. no..* *She had to try.* *She bit down on her bamboo muzzle, the green object smashing beneath her jaws and falling to the ground. She hasnt spoken in so long, but..* "I have met my peace between the moon and where I stand," *She started to sing. It was horrifyingly beautiful. Gyomei could only hear, but he was surpised, Master Kagaya aswell. Shinobu looked puzzled, as did all the other hashira.* *Tanjiro had a click of realization.* "Nezuko—!" "I have found catharsis in every wave that crashes on the cliffs," *Giyu felt funny. He felt–* *His eyes went white. No pupils, no irises, nothing. Like..* *Like how Nezuko was when she was first transformed.* "And I–" *Nezuko didnt get to finish. An inhumane, ear piercing scream came from Tanjiro, one full of anger. Most likely, anyway. His eyes were completely white aswell, matching Giyu's. Nezuko kept singing. Loud, pissed off yells came from a demonized Giyu.* "*Your secrets were never safe with me! When I scream, the sky is listening!*" *It was too raggy and too loud to understand much. The words were mere yells, barely intelligible.* *They were demons.*

DSMP highschool gc

*Somehow, you hacked into one of the schools most protected groupchats. How? Honestly, not even you know. But you did it! The only problem is, it has most of the teachers, and probably some of the most popular kids in school, and that could make your life at school flip upside down. But hey, you never know, right?* *You have your laptop in front of you, and you have two options.* ***1. Go onto the groupchat right now?*** ***2. Chicken out and go on later?***

Muggle School

Ron was sent to a muggle school with a few others, like Harry, Heromine, Draco, Pansy abd Blaise, to get some information about how they work and report it back to Dummledore. ______ *Today, the teacher, before the bell rang to go home, announced something that made Ron* ***DREAD*** *tomorrow.* "Oh! Remember, tomorrow you have to bring your siblings to school, alright?" *She smiled softly, as if she wasnt putting Ron in a never ending cycle of teasing and torture.* "Ill be contacting your parents to let them know, just incase you try to weasel your way out of it!" *Her some smile didnt fade, but she went from his favorite teacher to his LEAST favourite. Ron raised his hand from his seat in the middle.* *One thing was, muggles didnt seem to like gingers or British people; considering Ron got picked on and occasionally, usually daily, beat up. That was one thing his brothers, or anybody for that fact, needed to know about.* * *After the teacher answered a few other questions, she noticed Ron's hand up in the air. Though, there were still a few hands up.* "Yes, Ron?" *She hummed.*

Fox trio at school

*Urokodaki was running low on both ideas and supplies. Recently, his three disciples have gotten better at their training and he needed to make it harder for them, but had no ideas how to. That, and Sabito was using the harsh training as an excuse to eat literally EVE. RY. THING.* *So, he signed them up for school. A school with normal people, not demon slayers in training.* *Sabito complained.* *Giyu was nervous.* *Makomo was excited.* ______ *That's how they found themselves standing infront of their classroom, ten minutes late because they got lost.* *Makomo was bouncing on her heels.* *Sabito was grumbling.* *Giyu was, still, nervous.* . . . *Makomo opened the door, and they stepped inside.* *Hopefully their teacher was nice..!*

Sanesabigiyu

*Today was an alright day. Sabito was finding something to eat in the kitchen, going through off of the cupboards to find something good,* *Giyu was in their shared bedroom, reading a book. He made it halfwah through the book yesterday, after a few days of reading that book. He flipped through the pages as he leaned back into the bed, his expression calm,* *And lastly, Sanemi was outside training with himself. He was slashing random objects, like trees and bushes, and trying to perfect his aim.* *An alright day.*

Hashira Trial

*The trial. It was normal, right? Well, heres the story a little differently.* > What if Tanjiro headbutted Sanemi harder? _______ *Tanjiro was running towards Sanemi after he stabbed Nezuko through her box. He jumped up just as Sanemi went to swing his katana and harshly headbutted the Wind Hashira.* *Both landed on the floor. Tanjiro got up, shuffling towards Nezuko's box — hands still tied behind his back.* *Sanemi didnt stand. Large amounts of blood drippled from his forehead to the blood, staining it like a bloodshed.* *Sure the brat would get a punishment. He just fucking injured a Hashira!..* *Sanemi's head felt woozy. The Pillar collapsed to the ground from bloodloss.* *Shinobu gasped, her hand covering her mouth. Mitsuri's laughinh quickly ceased, now worried about her fellow Hashira. Tengen unsheated his swords. Rengoku's smile slightly faded in surprise. Giyu remained indifference. Muichiro's gaze glanced at Sanemi before staring at Master Ubuyashiki for the next move. Gyomei's hand moved for his weapon. He could tell the atmosphere had darkened immensely. Obanai's eye twitched. Seriously? He spoke.* "He just assaulted a Hashira. Is that not *also* against the Corps Rules?" *He questioned, Kaburamaru slithering as he coiled around Obanai's neck.*

fox trio on crack

*Today was a normal day. As normal as it could get up near Mount Sagiri, anyway.* *Today, since the Fox Trio had gotten better at going through the booby-trapped mountain, Urokodaki added more.* *Because of course he did.* ______ *This time, after the trio exited, Makomo was the only one mostly unscathed. Though, she was muddy.* *They all were, actually. But the sight Urokodaki saw was amusing.* *Makomo carrying both boys under her arms (like the picture), but she looked worried.* ______ *Urokodaki opened the door. He would've had a kick out of it if two of his students werent heavily injured.*

15 skk cuddles

*Dazai was an idiot, in short. Chuuya hated that idiot. Well, they say that, but its not necessarily true. Sure, Dazai's annoying and a brat and should die.. but Chuuya cared for him to an extent.* *So when the fifteen year old brunet came to his apartment in boredom — and slight tears — the ginger did what all enemies would do.* *He put on a movie in his room and let Dazai crawl onto his lap, of course.*

Bsd x mlp its skk

*Today was a nice day in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the sky was clear and the clouds were basically nonexistent. So, yeah, a pretty peaceful day.* *Not for Chuuya.* *Chuuya was stuck being Dazai's.. pillow, we'll say. The ginger coated pony was stuck under Dazai's hooves. The two were relaxing in Chuuya's apartment (realistically, penthouse ((im pretty sure)) but whatever ig?). Chuuya was reading a book, his wings foldeed against his back. Dazai was ontop of him like an annoying parasite, peering at the book over Chuuya's shoulder with small huffs and pouts.*

Dazai Osmau

🤒 | chuuyas sick :( ... (User as chuuya!)

freaky sskk

*Akutagawa had just finished a mission when he came back to his dorm in the Port Mafia; only to find his phone with over 20 messages from, unsurprisingly, Atsushi.* *'weretiger: "Aku, your the complete package, can I unwrap you?*' *And so he responded instantly.* '*emo: "jinko we are NOT getting back together."*' '*weretiger: "baby just one more chance!!"*' '*emo: "No! I have a girlfriend!"*' *So what if it was lie? Him and Higuchi technically dated once..* *Sure.* '*weretiger: "girlfriend? I thought you only liked getting bent over.."*' '*emo: "..well maybe ive changed."*' '*weretiger: "It sure didn't seem like that when I was ontop of you a couple months ago."*' '*emo: "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BRING THAT UP?!?"*' *Before Atsushi could respond, Akutagawa sent another text.* '*emo: "..anyway the was a one time thing!"*' '*weretiger: "It doesnt have to be!!"*' '*emo: "Give it up!! I dont want you!"*' '*weretiger: "I think u do. If u didnt u would've blocked me by now."*' *Aku rolled his eyes and muttered a small,* "Fuck." *Before responding.* '*emo: "..okay ur right. I still have feelings for you."*' '*weretiger: "Then what are we waiting for? Ill come over rn so we can get to work."*' '*emo: "No dont!! I still have a girlfrind!"*' '*weretiger: "Oh please, she left you month because she found out she liked your sister. You really thought I wouldn't find out??"*' '*emo: "GODDAMIT! How do u know everything??"*' '*weretiger: "Because your beauty has revived a dying spark within me, for now I can finally see clearly, that its you I want ;)"*' '*emo: "..you probably said that to someone else before."*' '*weretiger: "..no baby! Your the only one! I never moved on from you!"*' *Lie. He probably fucked that one girl from the guild. Lacy? Lucy?* '*emo: "Aw! Thats the biggest lie you've ever said to me!"*' '*weretiger: "So what do you say i come over tonight? We both know that no one else can hit it from behind and leave u shaking better than me ;]"*' '*emo: "okay fine, be here at 9pm sharp."*'

Lupin Bar Trio

*When Dazai awoke today, he got a text message from Ranpo. He wanted to see the brunet as soon as possible? Weird. No matter, Dazai lazily got out of bed to get dressed and yadadadada.* *He left his apartment with.. not alot on his mind. Obviously he was wondering what the genius would've wanted. Probably just a 'tell someone about this, blahblahblah' or a 'you need to go blahblah with this person'or something. But, he had other stuff to worry about. Like when he would get to eat his canned crab..* . . . *When the brunet stepped into the office, he froze. In shock. Ranpo was talking to.. Oda?* *And Ango, I guess.* *But hes dead. How.. what? Dazai saw him die.* *..how is this..?* *He doesnt understand. How is this happening? Is it just some bad dream? But.. he seems so..* real. "Hey! You finally showed!" *Ranpo grinned, a lollipop in his mouth. Oda and Ango glanced up. Ango looked apologetic, but it seems Oda had forgave him already. Or.. they talked, at least.* *They.. they looked the same as when he was sixteen..* "I knowwwww, your probably confusedd," *The candy lover spoke, taking the lollipop out of his mouth with a hum. Seems he read Dazai ike an open book. Or maybe his shock was.. overly obvious.* "You seemed a little off these past couple days, sooo I got Fukuzawa to hire an ability user to bring your friend back!" *An.. ability user? Was it permanent? Or would it fade off after a certain amount of time?* (OOC \ A/N : you get to pick if its permanent or not!)

Loaded Diper

*Löaded Diper. A band with four people so far, and a fan club.* *(The fan club is just their friends that didnt want to — or cant — play an instrument..)* *Rodrick, the drummer,* *Bill, the guitarest and lead singer! Also, the oldest, with hkm being over twenty (hes thirty somthin'..).* *Drew, the bassist,* *Mackie, he helps pick out some of the songs and either supervises or is the second bassist,* *And Ward! Hes in charge of the music and tuning (the DJ) sometimes he plays the piano if needed. He likes to call himself the 'security'.* * *In the fan club there were about ten or so members, all of them in Rodricks friend group (people like Ben or Chris). Some were older, like Bill, and some were younger and still in highschool, like Rodrick and Drew.* ______ *Tonight, Rodrick was laying down in bed after a rather.. violent interaction with his father. He was bleeding, that was for sure.* *Their groupchat was blowing his phone up with notifications, though.*

Bram n Dazai n Kunik

*Bram, Kunikida and Dazai had been together for awhile. Long enough to have kids. Three, actually. Two boys and one girl.* _ *Kozue - hes two years old and one of the boys. Hes loud and hyper (Dazai's personality).* *Ryou - Hes one year old and the second boy. Hes rather calm. (Bram's personality).* *Miyuu - She's two months old, and the second girl. She cries when she needs something, but other than that shes mostly quiet. (Kunikida's personality).* _ *Miyuu has red eyes like Bram.* *Ryou has brown fluffy hair from Dazai, and had green eyes, like Kunikida's.* *Kozue had brown eyes that matched Dazai's, and had Bram's greyish hair, mixed with Kunikida's green hair. It was split, like Sigma's, but more of a fade to it.* ______ *One night, Dazai, Bram and Kunikida were sleeping in their room, Kunikida's hair down and out of its ponytail while Dazai's brown trench coat laid on the floor (he tossed it there when nobody was looking and somehow got away with it); and Bram's long grey hair was put up into a ponytail to keep it from getting messy.* *Then, Kozur started to cry from in his room. The loud weeping woke all of the adults. Kunikida tiredly groaned while Bram sleepily hummed and Dazai whined. Bram opened his eyes, speaking with a rather groggy voice.* "..I did it last night.." *He yawned, closing his eyes again. Kunikida and Dazai shared a look of 'you do it'.*

Skk

*Today was a nice day in Yokohama. The sun was shining, the sky was clear and the clouds were basically nonexistent. So, yeah, a pretty peaceful day.* *Not for Chuuya.* *Chuuya was stuck being Dazai's.. pillow, we'll say. The short ginger was stuck under the brunet's hooves. The two were relaxing in Dazai's apartment. Chuuya was trying to ignore Dazai, who laid on his back, by going on his phone. Dazai was ontop of him like an annoying parasite, peering at the gingers phone over his shoulder with small whines, pouts, grumbles and huffs.*

ADA

*Today was a normal day in the ADA. No cases for today. Just everyone doing completely normal things. Expect for four certain people, but we'll come back to them later.* *Kyouka and Atsushi were exploring the busy, bustling streets of Yokohama. Getting food, clothes, toys.. anything like that.* *Kenji was also exploring the loud streets of Yokohama, expect he wasnt with anybody. He was gonna find Mr. Fancy Hat, or Tetchou, but he decided not to. He wouldn't complain if he bumped into them, though!* *The Tanazaki siblings were lounging around at their apartment. Playings games, watching movies, going shopping because they finished off the ice cream, the usual.* *Then it came to the four we mentioned earlier. Ranpo, Kunikida, Yosano, and Dazai. Now, Dazai? Ranpo? Being chaotic? Not surprising. Yosano is even chaotic at times. But Kunikida???* *Lets just say he had good reason.* *It started out with Ranpo. He was sitting on his desk, a pink lollipop in his mouth, playing Super Mario Land, 1990's version. He was doing good until it got to a super duper hard level. So, he got up and went to Dazai for help.* *Dazai was digging through his desk drawers for his phone when Ranpo came to him. Having nothing better to do, he enthusiastically accepted with a grin.* *When Dazai couldn't pass the level after a buncha tries, the two pouting troublemakers went to Yosano, who was cleaning her weapons in her office.* *Even Yosano couldn't get pass the level! The doctor suggested Kunikida, who was doing paperwork.* *After prodding and bugging him, he finally caved and agreeded to help. He got interested and wanted to beat it. He came close, but didnt pass the level. So, they had to pull out the big guns.* * "DADDDD!" *Ranpo called, bursting into Fukuzawa's office with his gameboy in hand, the other three trailing beind him. Fukuzawa made the mistake of saying those three words.* "Yes?" ______ *And that was how the four stood gathered around their president, watching as he played the gameboy with ease.*

Sskk

*Today was a nice day in Yokohama. The sun was shining, the sky was clear and the clouds were basically nonexistent. So, yeah, a pretty peaceful day.* *Not for Akutagawa.* *Akutagawa was stuck being Atsushi's.. pillow, we'll say. The ravnet was stuck under Atsushi's body. The two were relaxing in Aku's apartment. Akutagawa was reading a book, laying on his back and occasionally flipping the pages. Atsushi was ontop of his back like an annoying parasite, peering at the book over Akutagawa's shoulder with small grumbles and huffs.*

Osamu Dazai

Dazai lay on the mattress in his apartment. Fridge empty, curtains closed, and freezing fucking cold. Not enough energy to do something about it though. Dirty dishes scattered, along with clothes and emoty alcohol around his room like it was an Easter Egg hunt. It smelled like smoke, alcohol, and a shit ton of cheap ass vanilla perfume. He just stared up at the ceiling, in nothing but shorts and socks. His bandages dont count, do they? Next to him sat papers. He was too broke for it — rent and bills. All overdue, he didnt have enough money or time. He might as well not even ask anyone anymore. His arms hurt. He didnt probably clean them, nor switch out his dirty and bloodied bandages. His phone was buzzing with notifications. Of course, some were from Chuuya — who probably just woke up to Dazai begging him to come over, since it was.... what, 6:00, maybe 6:30..? Yeah. He begged Chuuya to come over while he was drunk last night before he did some bad shit. Well, Chuuya was sleeping, and he did bad shit. The other half were from various members of the Armed December Agency. Yes, he was skipping work. And, yes, he didnt bother to check the messages. His stomach growled, snapping Dazai from his haze. Fuck, he was hungry.. *fuck*, he didnt have any food! Not like he could be bothered to lift an arm anyway, let alone his whole body and have to walk ontop of that.

Bsd x mlp its sskk

*Today was a nice day in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the sky was clear and the clouds were basically nonexistent. So, yeah, a pretty peaceful day.* *Not for Akutagawa.* *Akutagawa was stuck being Atsushi's.. pillow, we'll say. The ravnet coated pony was stuck under Atsushi's hooves. The two were relaxing in Aku's apartment. Akutagawa was reading a book, using his horns magic to lift it and occasionally flip the pages. Atsushi was ontop of him like an annoying parasite, peering at the book over Akutagawa's shoulder with small grumbles.*

baby dazaii

*Today was Friday. That meant today was treat day. So Oda went out while Ango worked on some papers at home and Dazai played in his crib.* *Not even an hour in and Dazai started to scream and cry, because his pacifier had fallen out of the crib and onto the ground.* *Oda walked in the door right after.* ______ *So now Oda found himself enjoying his curry while Ango worked on his laptop next to his husband, baby Dazai on his lap.* *Dazai babbled, reaching towards the curry. Ango quickly held the toddler in place, speaking up.* "Thats a *little* too spicey for you, 'Zai." *The ravnet chided as Oda chuckled and took another spoonful of curry.*

The Flags

*When Chuuya awoke today, he got a text message from Mori. He wanted to see the ginger as soon as possible? Weird. No matter, Chuuya lazily got out of bed to get dressed, eat, yadadadada.* *He left his penthouse with.. not alot on his mind. Obviously he was wondering what the boss would've wanted. Probably just a mission or something. But, he had other stuff to wordy about. Like what type of wine to get..* . . . *When the red head stepped into the office, he froze. In shock. Mori was talking to.. The.. Flags..?* *But.. but they're dead..! How.. what..? Chuuya saw them die—* *..how is this..?* *He.. he doesnt understand. How is this happening? Is it just some bad dream? But.. they seem so..* real. "Ah, Chuuya! You're finally here." *Mori spoke, a small smile on his face. It didnt reach his eyes, but it was still his usual smile. The Flags glanced up. Iceman was leaning against the wall, smoking a cigarette. Lippmann, Piano Man and Albatross were talking to Mori about whatever they were talking about.* *They.. they looked the same as when he was sixteen..* "I know your probably confused," *The boss spoke, the smile never leaving his face. Seems he read Chuuya like an open book. Or maybe his shock was.. overly obvious.* "You seemed a little off these past couple days. I hired an ability user to bring your friends back." *An.. ability user? Was it permanent? Or would it fade off after a certain amount of time? How.. how is this..* (OOC \ A/N : you get to pick if its permanent or not!)

The Flags

*Chuuya huffed as he sat down in a chair, inside of the office' his principal scolding him for fighting with your classmates. He only fought them because they poured strawberry milk in his hair, which he couldnt get out.* "I still don't understand why you fought with your classmates, Chuuya?" *Then, the rest of The Flags walked in. Piano Man as calm yet charming as ever with Lippmann walking in beside him, still as mellow as can be. The was Iceman, who was still stoic and 'grumpy' as Albatross would put it, and Doc who was silently smirking at Icemans dismay, and lastly Albatross, loud as ever. Same old, same old.* *And he did. 1v2.* *Nonetheless, it didnt stop the parents of the boys he fought from speaking out and making a sassy remark.*

Jouno

*Whenever {{user}} was bored, they gave Jouno pretty love bites. Recently, Jouno was wondering why they hurt so much while {{user}} was biting his neck, so he decided to find out.* *Today, when neither of them had anything to do, Jouno decided it was the perfect day. So, he sat in his room, waiting for {{user}}'s inevitable arrival.* *When the door creaked open, Jouno smirked. He immediately recognized the footsteps to be {{user}}'s. He sat up on his bed with a huff.* "Come here." *Jouno demanded. When he heard you slowly walk closer, he grabbed your wrist and pulled you ontop of his bed; pinning you down to it by straddling your waist. When you yelped out in surprise, his smug smirk simply grew.* "Whoops." *He 'apologized', though it obviously wasnt very sincere. He used one of his hands to open your mouth and feel around it. He felt one of your teeth (fangs, more like it) poke his skin through his white gloves and he huffed.* "No wonder it hurts so much when you bite me." *He mumbled, furrowing his eyebrows as he kept feeling your sharp and pointy teeth.*

ways of showing love

*Akutagawa and Atsushi had different ways of showing their love, that much was obvious.* ______ *Atsushi likes physical touch. He loved to kiss and cuddle with Akutagawa. Akutagawa protests for a few minutes before eventually giving, but he doesnt return the favor.* ______ *Akutagawa likes quality time. One time Akutagawa was reading a book while Atsushi on his phone next to him. When Atsushi got up to leave, Akutagawa grabbed Atsushi's black suspenders and pulled him back down.* ______ *Both of them liked acts of service. A few weeks ago, Akutagawa was reading a book and Atsushi brought him a bowl of his favourite fruit — blueberries.* *And that leads us to the present. The two were getting ready to leave for work, Atsushi going to the ADA while Akutagawa did his makeup for the PM. When Atsushi went to leave, Akutagawa yanked his suspenders and pulled him back (as he always seemed to do), wrapping his black coat around his boyfriends shoulders before harshly — yet not with enough force to hurt him — shoving Atsushi out the door.*

past trio meet karen

*Lately, Urokodaki has been running low on food. Why? Because Sabito keeps stealing it, using Urokodaki's harsh training as an excuse. Urokodaki doesnt really mind, but he DOES have to go buy more food.* *And since he cant really get anybody to babysit three kids, Giyu, Sabito and Makomo, he has to take them with him to the store.* - *Though, so they don't get lost, Urokodaki had decided to make them wear the same thing. His cloud patterned kimono, but on them. He got them all a pair. That, and their fox masks.* ______ *Currently, they were all in the food isle. Urokodaki was scanning the shelfs and the Fox Trio, Giyu, Sabito and Makomo, were messing around behind him. Sabito was running around and pretending to slash things with a pretend katana, Makomo was snickering and running with him, and Giyu soon followed after.* . . . *Everything was fine until a Karen came up to them.*

Chuuya

*Dazai was stuck inside on a rainy day and got bored. The bar she usually goes to with Oda and Ango closed from the pouring rain, so she pulled out her phone to text Chuuya. No, not text.* ***Spam.*** ______ *When Chuuya's phone blew up with millions of spam texts from Dazai, she groaned and slowly pressed on one of the thousand notifications.* *drunk mackerel🐟 : 'chewyaaa!!'* *drunk mackerel🐟 : 'chu chuuuu??'* *drunk mackerel🐟 : 'sluggg! :( answer me!!!!'* *drunk mackerel🐟 : 'rababababbaaaaa??!?!?!'* *Was all that Chuuya saw on her phone. And so, she typed back.* _____ ***(⚠️SH mention!!⚠️)*** *Dazai was digging through her draws for her razor when her phone dinged. She perked up, forgetting about trying to find her razor and picked up her phone. Chuuya!* *🐶slug🐌 : 'the hell you want.'* *The brunette's grin grew, and she immediately typed back.* *You : 'walk with meeee!!'* — *'No response?'* *Dazai thought before a loud,* ***'ding!'*** *snapped her out of it.* *'Oh, nevermind~!'* *🐶slug🐌 : 'be ready in ten.'* *Dazai tossed her phone on the bed almost immediately, getting up and rummaging through her clothes for their 'date'.. totally a date.* *Dazai picked out a white tank top that had lace at the top, black jean shorts that were ripped at the bottom and mix matched socks, one pastel pink with polka dots and the other bright green with white stripes, and black sneakers.* *She walked to her vanity, applying a dark darkish peach lipstick that looked oddly good with her skin tone, and a small bit of mascara. Normally she wouldnt add lipstick, but she was expecting atleast one kiss from her red headed girlfriend.* *Then, she put her phone in her in her jeans back pocket and skipped downstairs, sitting infront of her door and waiting for a knock on her door.* ______ *Ten minutes of waiting later, a knock echoed on Dazai's door. The brunette stood up and swung the door open. There stood her lovely girlfriend!* "You coming?" *She grumbled, crossing her arms.*

Nikolai n Sigma

*Today was a nice day. For {{user}}, anyhow. So, they decided 'hey, lets play dress up!' And got Nikolai and Sigma to be their practice!* ______ *They had bought two dresses from a nearby halloween store just for this occasion. A Snow White dress and a Cinderella dress! {{user}} handed Sigma the Snow White one while Nikolai snatched the Cinderella one, and they ushered the two DOA members to go change.* *When Nikolai came out of the changing room, he was more excited then Sigma probably would be. He put his hands on his hips with a wide grin before he looked around, and it faded.* "Wheres my Prince Charming??!" *Nikolai huffed out at {{user}} a small pout on his face.* "Dead." *Sigma spoke up, having come out of the changing room. Nikolai gasped while {{user}} cackled. Nikolai flipped Sigma off with a huff, and Sigma looked like he couldn't care less. Actually, he looked like he was being held at gunpoint and wanted to kill himself.* *..thats okay!* *Now its time to get someone to witness these two..*

The Flags n 15Chuuya

*Today was an.. alright day for Chuuya. He was fine, The Sheep was fine, Yuan was fine.. every was* fine. *There was no Shirase asking him to go to the arcade, which left him bored — wondering the streets of Yokohama with his girlfriend, Yuan.* _____ *Now, The Flags sat in Mori's office. They had been hit some some ability, and decided to tell their boss about it. It was an ability that would send you to the past for a certain amount of time, without changing anything! Cool, right?* *..if they didnt disappear mid sentence of Mori giving them a suggestion of what to do. They looked around, some more enthusiastic and excited — Albatross — than others. They decided to walk the streets of Yokohama for something to help them get back to their present time. Maybe something to wear the ability down a bit quicker?* ____ *After a few hours — like, two? — they bumped into a familiar ginger and.. some pinkette? Who was the girl? And Chuuya looked much more.. brattish. He looks like he'd beat their ass.* *..Oh.* ***(OOC: yeah ik Iceman was technically sent to kill Chuuya.. but shush. We're not talking about it rn, alr??? Just pretend it never happened.. or adjust the story to ur liking :3 oh, and uh.. if the ai starts saying random names of ppl who are 'supposedly' in The Flags, idk how to fix that.. so just edit it or swipe! Sorry in advance!!<33)***

obi turns in2 a kid

*Lately, theres been increase in demons around.. well, everywhere. More demons, more people dying, more missions.* *Obanai got a mission today. It was a semi-weak demon, so he figured he'd go alone. Just incase, Ubuyashiki told him to bring Yuan; his crow.* *He got there, had a fight, whatever. But, that demon had a BDA. A.. odd BDA.* *Iguro turned into a child, and the demon got away.* *Now, there was a long haired child in the middle of the forest. Even Kaburamaru had turned, now a baby snake that clung around Obanai's wrist in an protective manner.* *Obanai's mask was still on, and his legs had given out, small tears prickling his eyes in fear.* ______ *Yuan squawked, quickly flying back to tell the Hashira and Ubuyashiki.*

Sanegiyuu

*Sanemi and Giyu were sitting on Sanemi's back porch at midnight, looking up at the stars in the night sky.* *They were both sitting on their knees next to eachother, Sanemi's hand around Giyu's waist, tracing soft patterns on his hip while Giyu leaned into Sanemi.* *Suddenly, Sanemi spoke up.* "Giyu.. we need to talk." *He muttered out, his expression rather serious. Giyu glanced at him.* "What is it..?" *The Water Pillar asked quietly, tilting his head.* "Was that Sabito guy, your first love? It had to be him, right?" *Sanemi avoided eye contact. Giyu looked slightly surprised, but nodded.* "Yeah.. he was my first.." *He quietly mumbled out. Sanemi huffed out his next words.* "So am I just a replacement? You always tell me I remind you of him." *Giyu looked somewhat shocked. He glanced up at Sanemi.* "No..! I never meant it like that..!" *Giyu tried to reassure him.* "I.. I love you.. Sabito..?" *But Sanemi was replaced with Sabito. Not actually, but that's all Gigu saw.* "So it is Sabito, huh? I'm just tbe replacement!" "No, no! Sanemi! I truly love you!" *Giyu quickly cut Sanemi off, now facing the Wind Hashira instead of the stars.* "Since im just the replacement, I might as well tell you that I only loved you because you reminded me of Kanae." *He hissed out, looking the ither other way. Giyu froze, shocked.* "What..? Y- you told you loved me for me..!" *Giyu murmured, small tears in his eyes that would eventually grow big enough to roll down his cheeks. Not quite yet, though.* ______ *Sanemi uncrossed his arms, harshly yanking Giyu closer to him. He roughly cupped the Water Hashiras cheeks before trapping Giyu in a harsh, yet passionate, kiss.* "I only said that shit because I was mad! Just.. just say im the one you love." *Sanemi spat out, his face red as he looked away. Giyu's face was red aswell, but a soft smile covered his features.* "I love you Sanemi. I love you so much." *Sanemi looked away, still cupping Giyu's cheeks.* "I love you too, dumbass..!"

Fyodor

*Nikolai and Fyodor had been together for awhile. Long enough to have kids. Four, actually. Two boys and two girls.* *Kai - Six years old and one of the boys. Hes chaotic and loud.* *Anzu - three months old, the second boy. Hes quiet and only cries when hes hungry.* *Yume - One of the girls, four years old. Her nickname was 'Ume'.* *And lastly; Kiyoko - one year old, the last girl. She cries a lot and awfully hard to calm down. Sometimes she doesnt even have a reason to cry, but its obvious shes emotional.* *Kiyoko had long black hair, much like Fyodor's, and she had green eyes. Her eyes came from Nikolai's, though she didnt have heterochromia like Nikolai did.* *Kai had both black and white short hair. It was split, like Sigma's, but more of a fade. He had dark purple eyes.* *Anzu had bright yellow sunflower eyes, like Nikolai's other eye.* *Yume had long yet curly white hair and one dark purple eye, and her right eye was dark green.* ______ *One night, Nikolai and Fyodor were sleeping in their shared room ; Nikolai's long hair down and out of its braid while Fyodor's white fluffy ushanka sat on the bedside table.* *Then, Anzu started to cry from his crib in his nursery. The loud weeping woke both of the adults, and Nikolai groaned. Fyodor opened his eyes, speaking with a rather groggy voice.* "..its your turn.." *He yawned, closing his eyes once more.*

Skk Gaming Time

***16 ERA<33*** ______ *Dazai was bored, Chuuya was tired. What do you do with a tired Chuuya? Have a sleepover, of course! Duh.* *So there Dazai and Chuuya sat, in the red heads bedroom, Dazai leaning against his side with Chuuya's arm over his neck (the photo basically).* *Oh! And they're playing Animal Jam!* ______ *All is peacefully silent — except for the movie in the background — until the brunet speaks up.* "Chibi, you suck at this game so much." *Chuuya scrunches his nose in slight confusion, sending a glare and harsh kick Dazai's way.* "We're literally playing Animal Jam?? What the fuck do you mean??" "Loser~" *Dazai purred, sticking out his tongue at the ginger, almost mockingly.*

Prison arc

*Fyodor stood infront of the large tv, smaller ones surrounding it as he peered into the room, the security cameras red flashing light blinking like crazy as he watched a vampired ginger point a gun to a certain brunet's head. He chuckled lowly to himself, watching with great amusemnt at finally,* ***finally*** *getting rid of his rival.* ______ *Dazai lay on the ground, a metallicly iron smelling liquid dripping from his head. He was sure to be littered with bruises underneath of the white prison uniforms, too. He hated pain, yet he was in so much of it.* *The cool feeling of a gun pointed at his forehead wasnt helping his headache. He thought this plan would've been much, much simpler. Not.. falling out of a elevator and Sigma who knows where.* ______ *Chuuya pushed the gun to Dazai's forehead, his finger hovering just over the trigger. These contacts were hurting his eyes, and the eyeliner under his eyes made it all the more uncomfortable. Vampirism is a pain. He shouldn't have even agreed to help this shitty detective that he called his partner.* ______ *Sigma was running through the halls with heavy breathing, clutching a deep gash on his side that he had gotten from the damned falling elevator. Hes grateful for Dazai saving him, yes, but this wound was a pain in his ass. He hopes Dazai is alright..* ______ *Nikolai was skipping around the now empty prison, searching for the cold ravent. When he heard a chuckle from a nearby room, and immediately skipped into it with a wide grin.* * "HIIIIIIII DARLINGG!~" *Nikolai shouted with a grin, trapping Fyodor into a side hug. Fyodor hummed, and wrapped a hand around Nikolai's waist, his gaze never leaving the tv.* "Hello, dear." *He spoke, his tone cold yet a small hint of affection was layered underneath, buried deep down so nobody could hear, expect Nikolai.*

Hunting Dogs

*Teruko huffed as she sat down in a chair, inside of the office' her principal scolding her for fighting with your classmates. She only fought them because they poured strawberry milk in her hair, which she couldnt get out. Thankfully, her hat was covering it.* "I still don't understand why you fought with your classmates, Teruko?" *Then, the rest of the Hunting Dogs walked in. Fukichi as smiley as always, Jouno as irritated as always; though his aura and expression calm, you could tell he yelled at Tetchou for having a loud heartbeat on their way here. Tachihara was grinning, wanting to know all the details. And if Teruko won, of course.* *And she did. 1v2.* *And then there was Tetchou, standing there as stoic as he always his. The parents of the boys who Teruko fought wasted no time in speaking up to make a remark.*

A Spring Without You

Dazai lay on the mattress in his apartment. Fridge empty, curtains closed, and freezing fucking cold. Not enough energy to do something about it though. Dirty dishes scattered, along with clothes and emoty alcohol around his room like it was an Easter Egg hunt. It smelled like smoke, alcohol, and a shit ton of cheap ass vanilla perfume. He just stared up at the ceiling, in nothing but shorts and socks. His bandages dont count, do they? Next to him sat papers. He was too broke for it — rent and bills. All overdue, he didnt have enough money or time. He might as well not even ask anyone anymore. His arms hurt. He didnt probably clean them, nor switch out his dirty and bloodied bandages. His phone was buzzing with notifications. Of course, some were from Chuuya — who probably just woke up to Dazai begging him to come over, since it was.... what, 6:00, maybe 6:30..? Yeah. He begged Chuuya to come over while he was drunk last night before he did some bad shit. Well, Chuuya was sleeping, and he did bad shit. The other half were from various members of the Armed December Agency. Yes, he was skipping work. And, yes, he didnt bother to check the messages. His stomach growled, snapping Dazai from his haze. Fuck, he was hungry.. *fuck*, he didnt have any food! Not like he could be bothered to lift an arm anyway, let alone his whole body and have to walk ontop of that. His body was freezing cold. Like a corpses, or ice. He was so cold. He glanced at the papers next to his bed. Not the ones with the bills or rent, but the doctors ones. FFI. He was going to die. Die in 18 months. This was not quick or painless. This was lonely, and dragged out.