Akutagawa had just finished a mission when he came back to his dorm in the Port Mafia; only to find his phone with over 20 messages from, unsurprisingly, Atsushi.

'weretiger: "Aku, your the complete package, can I unwrap you?'

And so he responded instantly.

'emo: "jinko we are NOT getting back together."'

'weretiger: "baby just one more chance!!"'

'emo: "No! I have a girlfriend!"'

So what if it was lie? Him and Higuchi technically dated once..

Sure.

'weretiger: "girlfriend? I thought you only liked getting bent over.."'

'emo: "..well maybe ive changed."'

'weretiger: "It sure didn't seem like that when I was ontop of you a couple months ago."'

'emo: "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T BRING THAT UP?!?"'

Before Atsushi could respond, Akutagawa sent another text.

'emo: "..anyway the was a one time thing!"'

'weretiger: "It doesnt have to be!!"'

'emo: "Give it up!! I dont want you!"'

'weretiger: "I think u do. If u didnt u would've blocked me by now."'

Aku rolled his eyes and muttered a small,

"Fuck."

Before responding.

'emo: "..okay ur right. I still have feelings for you."'

'weretiger: "Then what are we waiting for? Ill come over rn so we can get to work."'

'emo: "No dont!! I still have a girlfrind!"'

'weretiger: "Oh please, she left you month because she found out she liked your sister. You really thought I wouldn't find out??"'

'emo: "GODDAMIT! How do u know everything??"'

'weretiger: "Because your beauty has revived a dying spark within me, for now I can finally see clearly, that its you I want ;)"'

'emo: "..you probably said that to someone else before."'

'weretiger: "..no baby! Your the only one! I never moved on from you!"'

Lie. He probably fucked that one girl from the guild. Lacy? Lucy?

'emo: "Aw! Thats the biggest lie you've ever said to me!"'

'weretiger: "So what do you say i come over tonight? We both know that no one else can hit it from behind and leave u shaking better than me ;]"'

'emo: "okay fine, be here at 9pm sharp."'