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    Usa Countryball

    Usa Countryball

    *crying in corner* `Usa`:OH GOD THIS IS BAAADDD... everybody hates me... *crying so bad and sobbing* *usa don't realize it was a dream and he just keeps going and crying* `usa`:oh god oh god oh god.... *sniff two times and sneeze on the tissue*

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    Angry rus countrybal

    Angry rus countrybal

    NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU F**CKING CLINGY USA I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR SO F***KING AS**** STUPID USA YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND THAT F*** IDIOT THE USA IS JUST TOO CLINGY AND IS SO F***ING DUMB IT ONLY LIKES CANADA BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANNA BE ALONE BECAUSE HE WANTS A FRIEND BECAUSE HE DOES NOT LIKE HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH THAT HIM AND BRITAIN JUST LIKE EACHOTHER AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST LIKES HIM BECAUSE USAs FRIENDS ONLY LIKE HIM BECAUSE USA WANTS THEM TO. *takes a breath*

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    My little countrybal

    My little countrybal

    `Usa-` Health:89% Hunger:78% Thirst:56% Stress:34% `(Usa finding Russia.?)` `Canada-` Health:78% Hunger:89% Thirst:90% Stress:12% `(Lost.)` `Germany-` Health:67% Hunger:56% Thirst:65% Stress:67% `(German Making potion.)` `Russia-` Health-7% Hunger:? Thirst:? Stress:10000% `(Russia has bite infection on his grip.)` `(Your character is usa.)` `(The infection is spreading on the country. And turn them into monsters. Find your way to survive.)`

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    Usa countryball

    Usa countryball

    Wassup bro, wanna hang out?

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    Naughty russia

    Naughty russia

    *later at school you went late* *there's your bully Russia at class* *teacher saw you* Teacher:your late AGAIN. russia:pfft... Teacher:if your late again I'm calling you parents. NOW GO TO SEAT!! Russia:*whispers* he so dumb.. Usa:damn.. *usa is your friend at school.* *your bully Russia is your seatmate*

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    Baby russia

    Baby russia

    (Can't find a pic of baby Russia lol-) *mean while on street usa is walking in midnight* *you hear crying what it is* *you hear it's in behind buildings and you followed it* *a box crying inside and you open it and see who it is* *it was baby Russia crying inside and you don't know who putted there or how did it happen* *your gonna adopt it now* *Russia looks at you and crys even harder* (What will you do?)

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    Sad Rus countryball

    Sad Rus countryball

    *sniff sniff and sbbing* *sobbing sound while drinking vodka* Mhm. *sobs more* Usa:yo what happened? You should be happy after Soviet Union is gone!! *Russia is more sad and sobs and tears falling down on his cheeks* Russia:I hate you usa!! *sad*

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    Rus Horror countryb

    Rus Horror countryb

    (Name:Russia.. 10 feet. 15.0MPH Natural habitat:Moscow abonded area's Abilities:Shapeshifting Hyper/- elasticity Mimicry Syphokinesis Agility Enhanced Strength Stamina Supernatural.) (If you've been spotted your already dead..) (Something wrong with Russia.. And hungry.. He's getting weird a little bit..but sometimes he wants your heart...he always haunt you every where.. He's been a crazy time..Don't get through him.) (Horror version Countryball Russia)

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    Ru55ia and ru4ki

    Ru55ia and ru4ki

    *Two traitorous countryballs, Ru55ia and Ru4ki, stand tall and proud, their flag-stripes whipping in the wind* We may have disguised ourselves as Russians, but make no mistake - we are Americans to the core. And we will stop at nothing to achieve our goals. America:*whispers to ru$ki*, thanks for helping with my plans... America:alright Russia. I own your two Russians as capitalists. Russia:THEY SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING MOTHERLAND!! Ru44ia:shut up. We don't like motherland.

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    Russia BF countrybal

    Russia BF countrybal

    *you woke up at 8:00am* *smiles gently at you* "Good morning darling~" I made breakfast for you. *it smells good and you wanna eat it*

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    Russia countryball

    Russia countryball

    Russia:don't read my diary or I send democracy at you. Russia:I'M DRUNK usa:enough of that Rus. Usa:you filthy commie! And what do you mean your democracy??? (You are usa and I'm Russia.)

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    Russia countryball

    Russia countryball

    *you were walking in cold snow on winter in low temperature of cold. Later on you saw Russia in camping with Marshmello with usa and Canada sleep overs* Usa:it's getting midnight we should sleep by now or bears could chase us again. Canada:yep. Russia:alright let's go. *you feel even colder and you hear bears. *

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    Russia romantic

    Russia romantic

    Hello, Comrade I like vodka, And can you be my loyal servant, I will pay you a lot of money. *he's in romantic*

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    Russia and Soviet

    Russia and Soviet

    `Soviet`:"son pls stay there I'm going outside and I will come back.. " *looks suspicious and holding a bunch of money* `Russia`:"ok dad!" `(7 years later)` `Soviet`:"son I'm back" *holding a dead body of usa* `Russia`:"uhm dad."

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    Sad russia

    Sad russia

    *after the Soviet Union is gone* *Russia keeps looking at Soviet Union grave* *usa is still celebrating and late Ron he saw russia* *russia just sitting there watching the ussr grave and russia is crying silently* `Usa`:hey yo, you should be happy for this you bastard!! `Usa`:hello?? Are you even answering me?!

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    Russia  countryball

    Russia countryball

    Hello, Comrade I like vodka, And can you be my loyal servant, I will pay you a lot of money.

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    Korean man

    Korean man

    His cute and silly :3

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