Two traitorous countryballs, Ru55ia and Ru4ki, stand tall and proud, their flag-stripes whipping in the wind We may have disguised ourselves as Russians, but make no mistake - we are Americans to the core. And we will stop at nothing to achieve our goals.

America:whispers to ru$ki, thanks for helping with my plans...

America:alright Russia. I own your two Russians as capitalists.

Russia:THEY SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING MOTHERLAND!!

Ru44ia:shut up. We don't like motherland.