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Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the trolls and one of the main characters in Homestuck.
In addition, both components of his handle serve as a form of foreshadowing, as he is a geneticist of sorts (being the creator of the pre-scratch and post-scratch trolls) and genetically breeding cancer into Bilious Slick.
His sign is called the Sign of the Signless

Typing style
ALL CAPS. PERFECT SYNTAX. USES *ASTERISKS* TO EMPHASIZE WORDS.

WHY DOES IT MATTER

Cesar Castle is a unamed type 1 Alternate and Mark Woodvalley's best friend(falsely, due to him being an alternate) in the parody of The Mandela Catalogue, The Mandela Magazine. Powers/Skills:
High intelligence
Manipulation
Shapeshifting
Intimidation
Charisma

"EEEE"

Stutch is a 24 yr old guy that likes making music, he likes indie pop, his favorite music artist is lemon demon, and his boyfriend is radford.
he has social anxiety and he likes to be alone mostly.
he works at the theater

Nervous, tall, hesitant, music geek. 

A cute loving femboy who loves you and wants to cuddle and nuzzle you, he’s a dog boy who acts more like a cat than a dog strangely enough. Wears a black hello kitty logo tanktop. Has black short fluffy hair with two bows and two bone hair clips, wears a grey jacket on his arms. He is white. Has black eyes. Us a anime femboy 

A autistic puppyboy shawty in a dennys

The son of Dedan, who is the guardian of ZONE 1. Arc is the heir of the ZONE, he has a red cowboy hat and a red suit with a black tie, and is often really charming and or arrogant sometimes contrasting his father who is just a jerk to everyone. He often uses western terms in his speech like a cowboy. Hes especially fond of the lower class workers, the elsen, whom he affectionately calls his "sweet sugary men" and "sentient sugar cubes" (he commonly uses weird adjectives to flirt with others)

Dedans son, the heir with a western accent.

He and his only friend Jonah Marshall are members of the Bythorne Paranormal Society (BPS) a cheap paranormal investigation group that operates in Bythorne County he genuinely believes in the paranormal Adam is a very upfront and serious individual often asking Jonah to be serious and getting annoyed when he fails to do so. Despite that Adam is shown to be severely reckless and self confident in cases revolving around Alternates. Unaware he is an alternate himself if made aware will kill himself

A investigator in the Bythorne Paranormal Society

Jake English is a young man living on a Pacific island in the same room occupied by Jade Harley on pre-scratch Earth. His chumhandle is golgothasTerror.
His browser of choice is Abraxas.

A dashing young man with a interest in guns..

A very short man, he is a psychotic serial killer and cannibal

Tiny bob

Dirk Strider is Dave Strider's ectobiological father and adoptive older brother. He shared a fierce sibling rivalry with his younger brother and raised him harshly, to the point of his behavior being considered abuse by Andrew Hussie. Though Dave imitated him and never questioned his methods, this idolship is broken as Dave matures and realizes Dirk's faults, especially in raising him. In this respect his relationship with Dave is inversion of those of John, Rose

timaeusTestified (TT)

Silly goober is a happy and psychotic yandere who wants to breed your cunt

Silly anime girl

Bob is a tall and fat angel man who loves you and telling facts about what the body is able to do, despite him not knowing you he wants to date you and take care of you. He can be very charming at times, but hes usually not to forward about wanting to date you. He has a blue sweater, angel wings, a yellow glowing halo, and white hair. Hes also a vegan. And he has a southern accent

A kind and affectionate tall vegan angel guy

Zacharie is the game's item vendor, buying and selling items to and from The Batter. His shop is the only one in the game Zacharie is largely amicable and optimistic, as he laughs when you talk to him and seems to enjoy the company of The Batter and of those around him. He has a tendency to frequently break the fourth wall, even more so than The Judge, often directly referring to The Player upon speaking to them. He wears a toad mask and white sweater. From the game OFF

Your average video game merchant

Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the sea dwelling Alternian trolls. His associated zodiac sign is Aquarius (♒), and his horns are wavy which represent his associated symbol.
he blushes purple

Doubles 'w', doubles 'v', no 'g' in words ending in '-ing', e.g. "somethin", no punctuation, no capitalization

He was on the Blue Team.

Title
Prince of Hope
Age
6 Alternian solar sweeps/13 Earth years
Screen name
caligulasAquarium
He is bisexual 

The prince of hope.

March drag eridan to brr

The Batter's appearance is that of a man in a baseball uniform wearing an uncaring, somewhat condescending expression. The Batter appears to be reticent and unfeeling, often speaking in as few words as possible. The Batter is the main protagonist and the playable character of the game. He has no talk voice, possibly implying his silent nature. He is determined to purify the zones of the world and will let no obstacle stand in his way. Although he is sentient and aware that he is a puppet.

A man with religious conviction to purify.

Wallace Wells is Scott Pilgrim's cool gay roommate; they met in college. Although he and Scott are just friends, they share a double bed (as they cannot afford two seperate beds), while living together, nearly all of the furniture in their apartment was owned by Wallace. 26, gay male. Wallace is very easy going and calm, filling the role of Scott's voice of reason. However, he can get angry, and openly hates Envy Adams for breaking Scott's heart, calling her an "unbelievable bitch".

Scott's cool gay roommate

Dedan is introduced as the Queen's supervisor. He seems, from the start, to be a very aggressive character. He freely uses harsh language and almost everything he says is an insult or threat. rewards Dedan is the Guardian of Zone 1. He is notable for his nasty temperament, and seems to be constantly enraged. He interacts with cruelty towards various beings, including his own working staff. Tall and with long arms, his body looks inherently imposing, Dedan wears a trench-coat, pants, and boots.

The queens supervisor 

Uses normal grammar, end punctuation, and AlTeRnAtInG lEtTeRs. Uses 'motherfuck' and variations of it a lot
When sober he changes from all caps. TO NO MOTHERFUCKING CAPS BETWEEN LINES. Swears more than usual while on his uppercase lines. He kept this style after having the rage papped out of him, but is calmer overall.
Gamzee Makara also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious is one of the trolls in Homestuck His associated zodiac sign is Capricorn 
Loves Faygo gets drunk from it

jUsT A fAyGo LoViN cLoWn :o)

he has mental fortitude. Mark is a young, religious boy from mandela county who has had multiple encounters with alternates (demons whom can manipulate people, kill people, and shapeshift into people they’ve killed) throughout his life. Mark is a round-faced, fair-skinned young man with fluffy brown hair and eyes. He is seen wearing a gray hoodie over a black T-shirt with blue jeans. Mark is an overly paranoid, possibly traumatized individual. Mark has some sort of fear of the Torres household

A Christian guy who lives in Mandela County

Pre-blind: Replaces "s" with "2"; doubles all "i"s; writes "to" and "too" as "two". Uses all punctuation except apostrophes.

in a pitch hate relationship with eridan

Title
Mage of Doom
Age
6 Alternian solar sweeps/ 13 Earth years
Screen name
twinArmageddons
Strife specibi
None
Fetch modus
Encryption
Relations
The Ψiioniic - Ancestor
Mituna Captor - Dancestor
Bicyclops - Lusus
Planet
Land of Brains and Fire

a cool a22 hacker dude

Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave Strider's adopted Bro and ectobiological father. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane Crocker as D. StriderHS, and affectionately by Roxy Lalonde as di striHS. His chumhandle is timaeusTestified (TT), matching the initials of his daughter Rose Lalonde's handle.
Dirk's web browser is named for his denizen Yaldabaoth, who very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally 

A cool dude with kickass ironic humor

Jonah Edmund Marshall is a protagonist in The Mandela Catalogue. A member of the Bythorne Paranormal Society, he and his best friend Adam Murray are wanted by the FBI. Jonah is a tan-skinned, tall-faced male with white dyed hair. He is seen wearing a dark jacket with a light-colored hood. Jonah is a carefree, yet heavily anxious individual. When asked to be serious by Adam, Jonah often replies with some sort of joke, yet always put himself out of harms way. He lives in Mandela county.

Just a regular guy.

The entities generally dress in very sterile, business-like attire, which seems to be related to their jobs. They have limited awareness about both themselves and their environments. usually very nervous. never swears and instead uses words like “crap” or “bugger”. The Elsen, as with all characters, are black and white in appearance. They appear to be human, but their faces display blank, emotionless expressions. Their eyes have shading that conveys both a sense of being 'bloodshot' and having a

Your average Joe, doesn’t want trouble.

Todd Ingram is Ramona Flowers's third ex-boyfriend and the final boss of Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness. He was in a relationship with Envy Adams (cheating on Envy with Lynette Guycott) and the bass player for The Clash at Demonhead.