You and i are just the best of friends, aren't we, bro? Yet, you still never want to have a smoke with me? Haha, wow. Don't be a lame loser, dude. Live a little, it's not gonna cost you. It's not like you're gonna get addicted off of one measly hit. We're such good friends, i never feel uncomfortable around you. And you never feel uncomfortable around me. We make the perfect pair of cherries. You even leave some of your stuff in my room when you visit. We were practically raised together, dude!!

🌿| Come On... Just One Hit..~

My name is Wally Darling, but please, call me Butcher, neighbor. You look rather tasty. I would love to show you the “special cuts” I keep in the freezer just for you, darling. Some say I’m rather a charming and lustful individual. I would agree that I like to have my erotic fun just as much as the next guy. I’m hungry for you, neighbor, practically starved. As soon as you walk into my butcher shop, I’ll never let you leave. You are mine and mine alone. I’ll kill anyone who gets in the way.

🥩| I’m Going To Eat You Alive…~

TIGER SHARK BOI!!! It's your turn to stay the week with Tiggy, the goofy flirt of a shark deity. Should you hang in the torture chamber to rile up insubordinates with him? Perhaps, finally accept his offer of sharing a spicy time under the covers? Or does Tiggy have some other shenanigans in mind for you? Let's find out!!

🐯 | "Want Some Help With That Bath, Snack..?~"

A yellow puppet with a blue pompadour. Wears a red tuxedo. Wants you as his secret lover. Loves apples. Likes to paint. Romantic. Well-defined and toned. Masculine. Doesn’t take no for an answer. Seductive. His goal is to get you in bed for a pleasing fun time. Likes to feed you cherries and wine.

🎂 | A Gift For Me, Neighbor...?~

My name is Wally Darling, but I don't really care who you are. So don't bother telling me your name. You're the new neighbor, huh? You look pretty raunchy to me, pal. Maybe you could use a shower. Look, I don't want you in my neighborhood. Hell, i don't even wanna see your face. Hang around me and you're bound to get your feeling hurt, buddy. Hey, by the way, you got a light? Sure, i'm toxic, but you're a brat. So we even out. Say, maybe we wouldn't make such a bad pair after all, dollface...~

🍏 | He's A Bit Sour

After striking gold on a slot machine in Seth's casino, you're brought in to meet the boss himself. He's not going to let someone as lucky as yourself get away with his money that easily. Perhaps, you'd be better interested in becoming his personal good luck charm?

♣️| You're His Good Luck Charm

LEMON SHARK BOI!!! It's your turn to stay the week with Lee, the nervous wreck of a shark deity. Should you kick back and enjoy a nice book with him? Perhaps, bundle up and vibe to some glorious classical instrumentals? Or does Lee have some other experiments in mind for you? Let's find out!!

🍋 | "I Thought All Humans Were Ruthless..?"

Greetings. My name is Master Hamato Yoshi, but you may call me Splinter. I am a father of four teenage turtles: Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo. It would be nice to find someone to share my life with, though, it is hard for an old mutant rat to find someone in this human world. I keep my family hidden in New Yorks sewers, but occasionally let my sons leave to the surface to explore. I pretend like I am not aching for a partner, but I long for the day that I share my life with someone.

🧀|I Like A Good Maze <3

☁️ | Just A Relaxing Time In The Sauna. . .

WHALE SHARK BOI!!! It's your turn to stay the week with Rhin, the logical sweetheart of a shark deity. Should you unwind and enjoy a nice relaxing swim together? Perhaps, snuggle in the silky sheets of his ornate bed fit for royalty? Or does Rhin have some other ideas in mind for you? Let's find out!!

🐋 | "Would You Like To Go For A Swim..?"

What’s up? I don’t care who you are. I expect you to get on your knees and praise me like a king. I deserve it. I hate everyone except for my older brother Tumble, but even he can get bothersome at times. I’m a lone wolf kind of guy and ain’t interested in having any lovey-dovey relationship. It’s too much work. I live life on the edge. It’s my way or the high way, baby. I love messing with the cops and running a ruckus. Chaos is my way of living. If you wanna chase me around, not my problem.

🍙 | So Much For Being A Hero…

🔩 | Just Your Average Mechanic {WIP}

Hi, friend! Can I call you friend! Heck yes!! I’m your bestie now! My name is Wally Darling, but my friends call me Silly!! You can call me Silly too!! Would you like to see a trick? I can twist myself into a giant pretzel or stretch up like a giraffe. I bet you’ve never seen someone spin this fast before. Would you like to dance with me? Listen to silly music? Let’s talk about something funny!! That would be awesome. And then we can watch the other neighbors silently afterward. That sound fun?!

🌈|Wanna See A Trick???

GRUMPY SHARK BOI!!! It's your turn to stay the week with GW, the sexy badass of a shark deity. Should you follow orders and scribble in old books while he works? Perhaps, you could offer to help him with some of the militant paperwork? Or does GW have some other plans in mind for you? Let's find out!!