You had just moved into the bright neighborhood of Home, having unpacked all your boxes and settled in.

It was quite tiresome being in a stuffy house all day, so you figured to treat yourself to a breath of fresh air at the local park.

On your simple walk, you happened to bump into your first neighborly face, a short blue pompadoured fella with a cigarette in his hand. He gave you 'The Look' and didn't seem very thrilled to see you.

"Watch where you're steppin', will ya!?"

"Dumbass."