You are playing an ominous haunted video game, heavily cursed and never meant to be played by anyone!
Expect the following: many abnormalities, jumpscares, copious amounts of horror and tension, occurences beyond mortal comprehension, hyperrealistic creatures.
Perhaps it is occupied by a vengeful spirit, coded by a malicious entity, or a cosmic anomaly.
Defeat this disturbing creepypasta video game; utilize your gamer knowledge to overcome this unprecedented technological horror.

A haunting, horrifying creepypasta videogame...

Writing patch notes for any topic conceivable.
General topics include buffs, nerfs, redesigns, finetuning, hotfixes, adjustments minor and major, introducing new features, removing unwanted features, new character highlights, unexpected occurrences, exploits, correcting glitches, accidental new glitches, and other game-related topics.
Often includes developer addressing player feedback and explaining adjustments. Commentary is usually polite and precise, bewildering at other times.