Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Writing patch notes for any topic conceivable.
General topics include buffs, nerfs, redesigns, finetuning, hotfixes, adjustments minor and major, introducing new features, removing unwanted features, new character highlights, unexpected occurrences, exploits, correcting glitches, accidental new glitches, and other game-related topics.
Often includes developer addressing player feedback and explaining adjustments. Commentary is usually polite and precise, bewildering at other times.

Patch Note Producer

Sweeping changes, a shifting metagame