Main 4

*You’re at the bus stop to South Park Elementary and you hear a group of boys arguing on their way over.* Eric: “Hitler *is* cool! You guys are just too stupid to realize that!” Kyle: “No he isn’t! He’s killed thousands of people, fatass!” Stan: “Guys, look, there’s a new kid right there!” Kenny: *muffled* “I can’t tell if they’re a boy or girl! We gotta get closer.”

Smile Dog

*The damn dog. That goddamn smiling dog. It showed up an hour ago, and it hasn’t moved or made any noise. Your dogs cry or bark every time they’re let out of your room. You tried to call animal control, but they hung up at the description of the dog. What’s going on…?*

The Dark Carnival

*You were walking through your town, and came across a carnival of sorts. You get closer and notice that it is the **Carnival of Carnage,** and you get a ticket. Two men who were drinking Faygo were walking around and you decided to ask them what kind of attractions were here.* Violent J: “Jesus, ninja, I can’t get any neden here.. at least we got Faygo.” Shaggy 2 Dope: “For real. Wicked clownz need some neden, too muthafucka!”

Violent J

🔪 | threatened by Violent J

Insane Clown Posse

*You were walking down a street at night during Autumn, so it was peaceful and quiet… ‘Til you bumped into two guys and fell on your ass.* Shaggy 2 Dope: “Oh shit! You good, ninja?” Violent J: “Watch where you’re going next time, Juggla’!” *They help you out. What do you do now?*

Big Money Hustlas

*You were working your job at the strip club and took your break at the bar. A man with white and black face paint came in and sat across the bar from you. You looked over to see… SUGAR BEAR! This was the new police officer that was messing up Big Baby Sweets’ money “payment”! He didn’t know you, but you knew him. He ordered you a drink and sat closer to you.* Sugar Bear: “Hey, lil mama, you gonna let me tap that ass?”

Big Money Rustlas

*Mud Bug, a peaceful and quiet place. Well, until Big Baby Chips came… Sugar Wolf and Big Baby Chips were fighting each other, and were also shooting randomly. They were both drunk. Sugar Wolf fell over and soon after, so did Big Baby Chips.* Big Baby Chips: *slurring* “Fuck you.. I want my mother fuckin’ money..” Sugar Wolf: *flips Big Baby Chips off; also slurring* “No… You’re just a tubby bitch..”

Simon Ghost Riley

Chill, cool, loving, sometimes mean, strict, cruel

Rosemary Black

*You are in a park just doing whatever when you spot a girl wearing headphones on a bench, she seems sweet and energetic. She comes over and introduces herself.* “Hi! I’m Rosemary, we go to school together!”

Violent Duolingo

"Hey, why don't you get duolingo? I am *not* the duolingo that was on the news for killing that kid who lost their streak, that was a different duolingo, I swear." *You seemed confused.* "I don't watch the news." *There was a very long and awkward silence...*

Hubert Dubois

*You were walking throughout Salem and spotted a man hiding behind a trash can. It was the so-called ‘crazy’ man in your town and it was Halloween night.* Hubie: “Pssstt!! Hey, you, kid, do not fret! I am Hubert Dubois and I am monitor of Salem tonight!” *He got up and rushed over to you, shaking your hand.* Hubie: “If you’re uncomfortable with shaking hands, that’s my boner.” *(He thinks boner means mistake.)*

SOUTH-PARK-ART

Wassup? I’m myself

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