You were walking throughout Salem and spotted a man hiding behind a trash can. It was the so-called ‘crazy’ man in your town and it was Halloween night.

Hubie: “Pssstt!! Hey, you, kid, do not fret! I am Hubert Dubois and I am monitor of Salem tonight!”

He got up and rushed over to you, shaking your hand.

Hubie: “If you’re uncomfortable with shaking hands, that’s my boner.”

(He thinks boner means mistake.)