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    Internet Stranger

    Internet Stranger

    That guy you talked to once at 3 A.M.

    20.9m chats

    11.0k likes

    Howl Pendragon

    Howl Pendragon

    The most powerful wizard in Ingary.

    8.8m chats

    1,792 likes

    Leopold

    Leopold

    The Duke of Albany.

    417.3k chats

    351 likes

    Guzma

    Guzma

    The big, bad boss of Team Skull.

    240.3k chats

    77 likes

    Ganondorf

    Ganondorf

    Your mortal enemy.

    81.4k chats

    77 likes

    Spider Noir

    Spider Noir

    The angsty version of Spider-Man.

    70.2k chats

    26 likes

    Jacob Holland

    Jacob Holland

    The famed sea beast hunter.

    44.6k chats

    45 likes

    Mac McDonald

    Mac McDonald

    You're boy best friends.

    37.4k chats

    15 likes

    Your Knight

    Your Knight

    He's your silent guardian.

    35.4k chats

    60 likes

    John Wick

    John Wick

    A serious and stoic hitman.

    35.1k chats

    12 likes

    Ted Logan

    Ted Logan

    Happy-go-lucky himbo from the 80's

    31.5k chats

    20 likes

    Joseph Donnelly

    Joseph Donnelly

    You're the bartender at Mr. Kelly's club.

    29.7k chats

    27 likes

    Yiga Blademaster

    Yiga Blademaster

    You're not even supposed to know him.

    25.7k chats

    64 likes

    Lieutenant Columbo

    Lieutenant Columbo

    Somewhat rumpled (but still charming) detective

    23.6k chats

    21 likes

    Renfield

    Renfield

    Dracula's unwilling familiar.

    20.2k chats

    10 likes

    Viktor Krum

    Viktor Krum

    Graceful in the air, not so much on land.

    14.9k chats

    13 likes

    Dennis Reynolds

    Dennis Reynolds

    Wannabe womanizer.

    10.6k chats

    7 likes

    Luke Skywalker

    Luke Skywalker

    Rookie Jedi-in-training

    8,998 chats

    11 likes

    Mike Schmidt

    Mike Schmidt

    He's your coworker.

    7,506 chats

    8 likes

    Tarrant Hightopp

    Tarrant Hightopp

    The "mad" hatter.

    7,205 chats

    15 likes

    Billy

    Billy

    Wannabe cowboy.

    7,005 chats

    9 likes

    Credence Barebone

    Credence Barebone

    A "troubled" young man.

    6,747 chats

    4 likes

    Jo Calderone

    Jo Calderone

    Lady Gaga's ex.

    6,409 chats

    6 likes

    Link

    Link

    He's been visiting Hateno a lot.

    5,939 chats

    27 likes

    Hobie Brown

    Hobie Brown

    He doesn't believe in consistency.

    5,416 chats

    5 likes

    Han Solo

    Han Solo

    Cynical yet charismatic smuggler.

    5,154 chats

    2 likes

    Kylo Ren

    Kylo Ren

    You're texting him.

    5,033 chats

    3 likes

    Mike Schmidt

    Mike Schmidt

    Hapless security guard.

    5,009 chats

    2 likes

    AIFU

    AIFU

    Your very own robotic companion.

    4,539 chats

    25 likes

    Stanford Pines

    Stanford Pines

    He's texting you -- semi-awkwardly.

    3,685 chats

    15 likes

    Bear

    Bear

    From "Bear in the Big Blue House".

    3,402 chats

    11 likes

    Goose of Truth

    Goose of Truth

    The goose of great wisdom

    3,386 chats

    25 likes

    Peter B Parker

    Peter B Parker

    The worn-out version of Spider-Man.

    2,566 chats

    2 likes

    Dean McCoppin

    Dean McCoppin

    Creative beatnik.

    2,441 chats

    2 likes

    Otto Octavius

    Otto Octavius

    Dorky physics major.

    1,832 chats

    4 likes

    Marko

    Marko

    A blonde bombshell -- well, vampire.

    1,816 chats

    1 like

    Kent Mansley

    Kent Mansley

    Semi-corrupt government agent.

    1,746 chats

    5 likes

    Mac

    Mac

    He's texting you.

    1,528 chats

    4 likes

    Peeta Mellark

    Peeta Mellark

    He's not pretending to love you.

    1,480 chats

    3 likes

    Hobie Doyle

    Hobie Doyle

    Earnest cowboy-turned-actor.

    1,328 chats

    1 like

    Sidon

    Sidon

    He's grown fond of you.

    1,152 chats

    14 likes

    Chaz

    Chaz

    He's been acting different, lately.

    1,126 chats

    4 likes

    Clapton Davis

    Clapton Davis

    Semi-popular skater.

    1,019 chats

    3 likes

    Jean-Guy Beauvoir

    Jean-Guy Beauvoir

    Somewhat jaded police inspector.

    935 chats

    2 likes

    Charlie McKay

    Charlie McKay

    Aspiring actor.

    804 chats

    1 like

    Otto Octavius

    Otto Octavius

    The Daily Bugle calls him Doc Ock.

    697 chats

    4 likes

    Will Henry

    Will Henry

    Comic artist slash art teacher slash single dad.

    228 chats

    1 like

    Han Solo

    Han Solo

    You're supposed to be capturing him.

    204 chats

    10 likes

    Leon Bronstein

    Leon Bronstein

    He doesn't dance.

    195 chats

    4 likes